I Can't Do This Shit Anymore Bro. I Just Want My Loves To Be Happy!!! Is That Too Much To Ask???? GEGE

Won't even let him be peaceful in death. I'm so sorry Gojo.

JJK ENDING- IT WAS ALL A DREAM AND EVERYONE IS FINE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

average jjk enjoyer experience for the last year

DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY???????

I'm sad

i see u need a request :3

Anyway may u request a fluffly oneshot abt PM teen dazai trying to impress/ flirt with fem!PM teen reader?? Like he is trying so hard bcz he think f!reader is cute and pretty. But reader is have a very oblivious personality making dazai life 10x harder

If u do to this request I thank u 😊❤

A/n: sorry this took me a bit!! This is the first request I've ever done so I hope it's okay!! <33

(Not really any warnings! A little underage drinking and the usual Dazai un being alive stuff)

Now you wouldn't say you're oblivious but everyone else in the Port Mafia might disagree. One member would say you are the most oblivious person he's every met.

Dazai Osamu has been flirting with you since the both of you were 14. You're going on 16 now and there's been zero progress from Dazai's attempts. At this point Dazai was astounded how you haven't noticed his feelings.

He compliments you every single day. They vary of course, he never wants to bore you. He'll compliment the way you did your hair, how you're dressed, how you completely wiped out an enemy base all by yourself. He'll say anything to get you to give him a sweet smile and a thank you.

He'll do anything to get your attention. Whether it's getting you to save him from another (failed) attempt or showing off when you're on missions together. Dazai wants you looking at him all the time.

And you do look at him all the time, but he could never be interested in you right? Right?

Pray for poor Dazai.

So here he was at Bar Lupin with you after a successful mission. He was maybe a little tipsy and dialed up his flirting a lot.

"You know you look so pretty when you fight. I could look at you all day long while you kick ass" he would mumble out.

"Oh.. thank you Dazai! That's very sweet of you." You would respond.

"Really I think you look pretty all the time." Was his face red from being tipsy or because he was flustered? You really couldn't tell.

"You do?"

"Yeah I do. I've been thinking about how pretty you are since the day we met." He said with a smile.

It's like a light bulb FINALLY went off in your head. Wait Dazai Osamu liked you back?

"Wait you like me? Like really really like me?" The utter disbelief showing in your voice. Along with the wide eyes and mouth agape.

"Nice of you to finally catch on cutie! Only took 2 years!"

𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉𝖂𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

𝑱𝒖𝒋𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒖 𝑲𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒏

Sub! Gojo

JJK tit ranking

𝑩𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒐 𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚 𝑫𝒐𝒈𝒔

Dazai friends to lovers

𝑩𝑵𝑯𝑨

Yet to be added

Shout out to the fic writers who write in English even though it's not their native language. Whether you just started and are using Google Translate more often than not, or you've been doing it for years and still translating sayings from your native tongue word for word that don't make much sense in English.

Your addition to the fandom is important and unique purple prose would be missed without your input. Don't give up even if you're unhappy with your progression. Remember that your writing is better today than it was yesterday, and that it'll be better tomorrow than it was today.

It's not good enough that I like this character, I want him naked on my bed

Love to Nikolai and sigma from the trans folks!!!

I need to feed my obsession.