It’s Thanos Snap Time, Baby

I once considered him the center of my life, the sun in my galaxy

closeups:

Ok.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

I’ll be back, just wait, I’ll have it done eventually I swear-

My ideal no-notebooks fluff-only Death Note AU is like… The jewel in the Tokyo PD’s crown, almost completely dead-inside genius detective Light Yagami, meets the mysterious freelance detective L on the job the first time a case tricky enough to outlast each party’s tendency to solve crimes before the other one can hear about them crops up. They take a personal interest in each other because you gotta and we start in on a very standard romance meet cute plot with L slowly melting this frosty perfect ice queen’s hard outer shell, except that instead of being soft and vulnerable on the inside Light’s shell conceals a misanthrope with delusions of grandeur and general raging asshole who would sell anybody but his immediate family to the devil for a warm chicken salad sandwich. Everyone else is like “…Please put it back,” but L is proudly watching the proceedings while going, “He’ll never achieve self actualization if he doesn’t embrace his sociopathy. It’s good to be yourself.” Naturally, L is humanized in time with this via transitioning from a fancy letter and messages to a voice to a (**big reveal**) person. After Light embracing his true self proves to involve wrapping the case with some technically legal but morally extremely questionable actions he gets disowned/disowns himself and they run away together to a neutrally located non-Japan non-England country to live on the top level of an unnecessarily large building that they own and set up there as detective partners. All their clients like Light best at first because he’s hot and knows how to be charming and otherwise use his face for something besides creepy staring, then eventually gravitate to L when they realize that Light is a habitual liar who cackles maniacally as a hobby and L actually believes in the innate value of human life. Neither ever fully grows out of seeing the other as their pet weirdo. They solve 7000 crimes and eventually die middle aged in a shootout. They arranged for this to domino effect to that case being wrapped up even in the event of their untimely demise beforehand. Everybody expects it to come out that they were secretly married in the following legal proceedings but what’s actually revealed is that L has already been legally dead for 12 years.

what a great morning to poke a hole into a gas canister, sit down beside it, and eat some lit matches!! (the honda odyssey scene but its the scene in the fearamid penthouse because nothing is more analogous to toxic yaoi say gex than trying to kill each other)

Deadpool and Wolverine are the undoomed counterpart to billford. do you see my vision? DO YOU SEE MY VISION

oh haha lmfaoo

im back on the old blr acc because of toxic yaoi lol

(it is. so bad. i am convinced that the dsm-5 was written in regards to them. they wont get out of my head and bite me whenever i demand they at least pay rent for the space they occupy. someone help me.)

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Well, I guess you could use them as ornaments/jewelry to float about in your putty-like being instead of eating them. They are absurdly colourful and would go well with your Pepto-Bismol pink.

the jelly bean company is raffling off an entire candy factory, willy wonka golden ticket style, and that is still not enough of an incentive to convince me jelly beans belong anywhere but the grave

This is blursed as hell and I LOVE IT

Mermaids LOVE shoes. 

Many of the materials present in footwear can withstand deep sea pressure, hence why human remains in sunken ships disappear but the shoes don’t. 

When fishing up an old boot, check inside for valuables, as a mermaid may have been using it as a bag.

10 hour flight ahead. gonna lock in on this rq. will report back with whatever i manage to cook.

By the way! The version of the book of Bill i got replaced the "you can call me anything except late for dinner" joke with "puedes decirme lo que quieras excepto mi amor"

you can call me anything except 'my love'

Noooooo, please keep gatekeeping the academic community

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

Yes.

zuko definitely shouldve been allowed to drop just one f-bomb in atla…i think he deserves it.