I’ll Be Back, Just Wait, I’ll Have It Done Eventually I Swear-

10 hour flight ahead. gonna lock in on this rq. will report back with whatever i manage to cook.

By the way! The version of the book of Bill i got replaced the "you can call me anything except late for dinner" joke with "puedes decirme lo que quieras excepto mi amor"

you can call me anything except 'my love'

All who want to bet that this guy could be edgy in everything, say “aye”

Disaster Bill with clothing variations. Can he be edgy in a suit? Absolutely.

This post thread is beautiful.

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

What a beautiful Waardenburg Syndrome bastard.

I have recently been reminded that scallops have eyes!

that is all

I guess we liked Pepto-Bismol god so much we stole their identity

help i’m trying to make an ao3 account to post the grinch x tony fic….i’ve tried every variation of my blog url and they’re all taken… what did you guys DO

Me, watching the GIF on loop, screaming: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO-

July 14 2019 - A woman deplatforms famous Brazilian Catholic priest Marcelo Rossi, who has called homosexuality a disease. [video]

yes. Some high-quality Repressed Gay Confusion compressed into one photo

this is raw unbridled gay stress in one photo

To whoever said Wei Wuxian: you beat me by 1 second

“He was a good man once, my grandfather. He took to necromancy, now he haunts my Castle. Excellent babysitter though!”

This is-I’m pretty sure this is a threat. Also, does Gaud actually have kneecaps? I thought they were a nebulous pink sentient gloop with a penchant for terrorizing humans on Tumblr, therefore having no kneecaps-

♪♬♩ when your knees don’t work like they used to before ♪♬♩

The sheer Drew energy channeled into this post had me floored and dragged away like I was in some slasher film

imagine being the popular girl attending goode highschool/olympus high 😘💅, and there's suddenly this kid with green eyes 🟢👄🟢 and he's like crazy hawt and ur gonna swoon 😳😩 he says his name is percy and you go ??? cause this isn't the percy you knew from middle school, this one is tall 🌳🔥 and u ask him out and he smiles at you 😏😍😤 and declines cause he has a GIRLFRIEND???? 😱😔😡 but that's impossible so u ask to see her and u suddenly hear "SEAWEED BRAIN!" 🤔 and there's some blonde girl with eyes the color of a silver refrigerator that sparkle, 💿👄💿 and she looks at you and raises a blonde eyebrow 🤨😤 and u get mad cause he's YOURS 😡🤬💥 but then all these cars pull up, a whole bunch of rich people cars like a Ferrari and a Toyota and Ferrari 😍🤑😎🚙 and the whole crew comes outs, and there's like 20 of the kids for some reason wearing this ugly orange shirt, and your jaw drops and the blond girls looks pleased 😐🙄 and she kisses Percy in front of you EVEN THOUGH HES YOURS 🤬🤬🤬😱😱😫😫 and then percy says "see you tomorrow 😝" cause he has to go back to camp, and then he leaves in the fanciest car there with his 😒 concrete eyes girl friend 🙄😤😭 and you gotta go back to class while ur clown football friend laughs at you for being rejected 😒🙄😢, and then you sit in class and try to ignore the fact that percy is probably gonna fail out of geometry cause it's literally 10 AM and he just left with his fast and furious carrot shirt squad when there's literally 6 more classes in the day 🤔