What a beautiful Waardenburg Syndrome bastard.
that is all
This is the best for when a neurodivergent character in a book infodumps in front of a friend or something
WOOHOO WERE STULL ALIVE ON THIS HELLSITE
au where tom and marco kissed in the photobooth instead??
this was mostly self indulgent
Surprise I’m actually a crow and enough mental illness to cripple a person downloaded into a Life Model Decoy
post it note conversation between them that ends in
"i hope you die."
"i hope we both die."
No children is such a billford song
I don’t know what was going on for some time but I’m dying of laughter all the same
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)
COME ON YALL WERE HOOKING THIS UP TO THE SUBWOOFER
yall: i support people with ADHD!! yall when an ADHD character shows any symptoms beyond uwu hyperactive: lol this character is so annoying. they should die
I am destroyed.
I am crying tears of blood.
The horrible thing is that this may be the reality where no one dies, and it could’ve saved ____.
I’m going to liquidate now.
thats why he was shaking thank god tony wake him up
This post makes me unreasonably happy
Percy: My girlfriend told me I needed to grow up. I was speechless, as you are when you have 47 gummy bears stuffed in your mouth Annabeth: Just heard someone say they want a kindle that doesnt run out of batteries. So like, a book? Grover: Sometimes I get emotional over fonts Jason: Lightning is underrated I mean common you're telling me zap zap isnt cool? Piper: being pretty without makeup is a serious flex Frank: The fear of being murdered does wonders for my cardio on a nightly run Hazel: In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved Leo: Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring into the mirror for 20 minutes? Calypso: If you hold a warm pancake and close your eyes, its almost like holding someones hand Reyna: Being single is so deeply a part of who I am that I truly don't know what I'd do with a boyfriend. Do you have to walk it? How often does it get fed? I'm not ready Octavian: snakes are just angry socks Nico: Show the haters how it's done by hating yourself the most Will: My boyfriend wanted two kittens but I'm the man in this relationship so we got two kittens Chiron: Okay kids listen closely cause I'm only gonna say this 257,000 times Apollo: I punched myself in the face trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn't describe my life I don't know what does Meg: plants really be like 'I don't vibe with this dirt' and then die Lityereses: When I had my first boyfriend, we didn't talk, hold hangs or hang out. Easily my best relationship Lavinia: You have distracted from my creative process Commodus: Just found out the world doesnt revolve around me. Shocked and upset Caligula: I need a friend like me Nero: Treat yourself with some world domination Magnus: My body is a hotel for anxiety Alex: I don't buy anything on black friday, I just want an excuse to get into a fist fight Jack: not everyone was king fu fighting mom some of us were trying to break it up Mallory: Never ask a women eating ice cream straight from the carton how they're doing Halfborne: Until I got a girlfriend, I didn't know there was a wrong way to put the milk in the fridge- T.J: Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 friends on his 30s
whatup, im soda im 20 years old and i never fucking learned to write smut full of brainrot contagion and fandom rabies!! the current main menu is: JJK
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