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Random flora facts and origin myths, anyone? Like, about specific flora?? For no reason whatsoever???

Someone please tell me about something you really love. i want to be infodumped on and i crave knowledge

It’s been 3 days, I have binged this entire series, lessgo.

au where tom and marco kissed in the photobooth instead??

this was mostly self indulgent

had to be done

Me, watching the GIF on loop, screaming: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO-

July 14 2019 - A woman deplatforms famous Brazilian Catholic priest Marcelo Rossi, who has called homosexuality a disease. [video]

10 hour flight ahead. gonna lock in on this rq. will report back with whatever i manage to cook.

By the way! The version of the book of Bill i got replaced the "you can call me anything except late for dinner" joke with "puedes decirme lo que quieras excepto mi amor"

you can call me anything except 'my love'

What a beautiful Waardenburg Syndrome bastard.

I have recently been reminded that scallops have eyes!

that is all

This is kinda nice.

What’s Inside of You? A quiz I made while waiting for the vet to call me and tell me that they extracted 14 hairbands from my cat’s stomach.

post it note conversation between them that ends in

"i hope you die."

"i hope we both die."

No children is such a billford song

I’ll be back, just wait, I’ll have it done eventually I swear-

My ideal no-notebooks fluff-only Death Note AU is like… The jewel in the Tokyo PD’s crown, almost completely dead-inside genius detective Light Yagami, meets the mysterious freelance detective L on the job the first time a case tricky enough to outlast each party’s tendency to solve crimes before the other one can hear about them crops up. They take a personal interest in each other because you gotta and we start in on a very standard romance meet cute plot with L slowly melting this frosty perfect ice queen’s hard outer shell, except that instead of being soft and vulnerable on the inside Light’s shell conceals a misanthrope with delusions of grandeur and general raging asshole who would sell anybody but his immediate family to the devil for a warm chicken salad sandwich. Everyone else is like “…Please put it back,” but L is proudly watching the proceedings while going, “He’ll never achieve self actualization if he doesn’t embrace his sociopathy. It’s good to be yourself.” Naturally, L is humanized in time with this via transitioning from a fancy letter and messages to a voice to a (**big reveal**) person. After Light embracing his true self proves to involve wrapping the case with some technically legal but morally extremely questionable actions he gets disowned/disowns himself and they run away together to a neutrally located non-Japan non-England country to live on the top level of an unnecessarily large building that they own and set up there as detective partners. All their clients like Light best at first because he’s hot and knows how to be charming and otherwise use his face for something besides creepy staring, then eventually gravitate to L when they realize that Light is a habitual liar who cackles maniacally as a hobby and L actually believes in the innate value of human life. Neither ever fully grows out of seeing the other as their pet weirdo. They solve 7000 crimes and eventually die middle aged in a shootout. They arranged for this to domino effect to that case being wrapped up even in the event of their untimely demise beforehand. Everybody expects it to come out that they were secretly married in the following legal proceedings but what’s actually revealed is that L has already been legally dead for 12 years.

WOOHOO WERE STULL ALIVE ON THIS HELLSITE

Reblog if you still love Gravity Falls <3