It’s Been 3 Days, I Have Binged This Entire Series, Lessgo.

I am destroyed.

I am crying tears of blood.

The horrible thing is that this may be the reality where no one dies, and it could’ve saved ____.

I’m going to liquidate now.

thats why he was shaking thank god tony wake him up

Offer to rewrite their story so that there are 2 canonical storylines: one full of pain and the other full of anything but

You are a writer who’s put your charactes through quite the wringer and some of them end up dead or worse. Unfortunately, you don’t foresee them actually coming to life from the pages you’ve written. Saying they are extremely displeased would be an understatement. You are surrounded by all of your characters and all of them have some sort of weapons on them. What do you do to get yourself out of this situation? 

This post makes me unreasonably happy

Riordanverse as tweets that people have framed

Percy: My girlfriend told me I needed to grow up. I was speechless, as you are when you have 47 gummy bears stuffed in your mouth Annabeth: Just heard someone say they want a kindle that doesnt run out of batteries. So like, a book? Grover: Sometimes I get emotional over fonts Jason: Lightning is underrated I mean common you're telling me zap zap isnt cool? Piper: being pretty without makeup is a serious flex Frank: The fear of being murdered does wonders for my cardio on a nightly run Hazel: In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved Leo: Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring into the mirror for 20 minutes? Calypso: If you hold a warm pancake and close your eyes, its almost like holding someones hand Reyna: Being single is so deeply a part of who I am that I truly don't know what I'd do with a boyfriend. Do you have to walk it? How often does it get fed? I'm not ready Octavian: snakes are just angry socks Nico: Show the haters how it's done by hating yourself the most Will: My boyfriend wanted two kittens but I'm the man in this relationship so we got two kittens Chiron: Okay kids listen closely cause I'm only gonna say this 257,000 times Apollo: I punched myself in the face trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn't describe my life I don't know what does Meg: plants really be like 'I don't vibe with this dirt' and then die Lityereses: When I had my first boyfriend, we didn't talk, hold hangs or hang out. Easily my best relationship Lavinia: You have distracted from my creative process Commodus: Just found out the world doesnt revolve around me. Shocked and upset Caligula: I need a friend like me Nero: Treat yourself with some world domination Magnus: My body is a hotel for anxiety Alex: I don't buy anything on black friday, I just want an excuse to get into a fist fight Jack: not everyone was king fu fighting mom some of us were trying to break it up Mallory: Never ask a women eating ice cream straight from the carton how they're doing Halfborne: Until I got a girlfriend, I didn't know there was a wrong way to put the milk in the fridge- T.J: Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 friends on his 30s

I’ll be back, just wait, I’ll have it done eventually I swear-

My ideal no-notebooks fluff-only Death Note AU is like… The jewel in the Tokyo PD’s crown, almost completely dead-inside genius detective Light Yagami, meets the mysterious freelance detective L on the job the first time a case tricky enough to outlast each party’s tendency to solve crimes before the other one can hear about them crops up. They take a personal interest in each other because you gotta and we start in on a very standard romance meet cute plot with L slowly melting this frosty perfect ice queen’s hard outer shell, except that instead of being soft and vulnerable on the inside Light’s shell conceals a misanthrope with delusions of grandeur and general raging asshole who would sell anybody but his immediate family to the devil for a warm chicken salad sandwich. Everyone else is like “…Please put it back,” but L is proudly watching the proceedings while going, “He’ll never achieve self actualization if he doesn’t embrace his sociopathy. It’s good to be yourself.” Naturally, L is humanized in time with this via transitioning from a fancy letter and messages to a voice to a (**big reveal**) person. After Light embracing his true self proves to involve wrapping the case with some technically legal but morally extremely questionable actions he gets disowned/disowns himself and they run away together to a neutrally located non-Japan non-England country to live on the top level of an unnecessarily large building that they own and set up there as detective partners. All their clients like Light best at first because he’s hot and knows how to be charming and otherwise use his face for something besides creepy staring, then eventually gravitate to L when they realize that Light is a habitual liar who cackles maniacally as a hobby and L actually believes in the innate value of human life. Neither ever fully grows out of seeing the other as their pet weirdo. They solve 7000 crimes and eventually die middle aged in a shootout. They arranged for this to domino effect to that case being wrapped up even in the event of their untimely demise beforehand. Everybody expects it to come out that they were secretly married in the following legal proceedings but what’s actually revealed is that L has already been legally dead for 12 years.

Damn, now I feel sorry for him...

Dude imagine being Lan Qiren. Like you’re this esteemed teacher renowned for turning troublemakers into respectable young cultivators but there’s this ONE kid who you were completely unable to deal with who’s off the walls trouble, and when he leaves you comfort yourself that you’ll never have to deal with him again, and then he invents demonic cultivation and then dies but then one day out of fucking nowhere he comes back to life, unravels a major conspiracy, and then marries your upstanding nephew

Going out with a bang.

The three little pigs are dead, as are the next 236. Straw, sticks, bricks, reinforced concrete, titatium it didn’t matter. They all fell to the onslaught of the wolf. Little piggy 240 is bracing for the inevitable attack, inside his house of depleted uranium.

Thank you for listening :)

Someone please tell me about something you really love. i want to be infodumped on and i crave knowledge

I’m keeping this for future reference hang on-

What Cis People Say To Trans People Vs. What We Hear

By Meredith Talusan and Rory Midhani

TRANSlator 3000: Amazing technology translates cissexist BS!

“Oh you’re trans but you look so good!” “Trans people are ugly.”

“I’ve never met a trans person before.” “I assume I can identify any trans person.”

“I would date a trans person.” “Trans people are usually undateable so I deserve a prize.” 

“You look just like a real woman.” “Trans women aren’t really women.”

“I’m glad you’re being honest with me about being trans.” “Trans people who don’t tell me they’re trans are deceivers and liars.”

“I loooooove trans people!” “I fetishize trans people.”

“It’s so hard to switch pronouns.” “Trans people are an inconvenience to me.”

“I don’t have a problem with trans people.” “I have a problem with trans people.” 

And now I’m emotionally invested in tulips.

holy shit my tulips are bigger than yours & i've decided to take that as a sign of moral superiority

This video is living in my freezer and I can’t get it to leave.

👁👁