COME ON YALL WERE HOOKING THIS UP TO THE SUBWOOFER

When you’re chaotic and über-violent but you have some morals

You’re an AI built for fighting, not war, your creators seems to not properly understand this, They gave you control of a gene-clinic, they wanted you to make soldiers, you just killed them. they gave you a frigate, you rammed it into the enemy. you want to fight, not participate in a war.

All who want to bet that this guy could be edgy in everything, say “aye”

Disaster Bill with clothing variations. Can he be edgy in a suit? Absolutely.

Ok.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

How to make Mabel Juice

I’ve seen approximately a kajillion different recipes for Mabel Juice, so the last thing we need is another one. But I ended up making my own, and I thought I’d share it! 

My recipe is incredibly simple (I had a bit of a time crunch to make it) and takes very little effort.

Ingredients:

a can of frozen raspberry lemonade

a 16oz can of fruit punch flavored energy drink (I used Rockstar)

edible glitter

plastic dinosaurs

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This post makes me unreasonably happy

Riordanverse as tweets that people have framed

Percy: My girlfriend told me I needed to grow up. I was speechless, as you are when you have 47 gummy bears stuffed in your mouth Annabeth: Just heard someone say they want a kindle that doesnt run out of batteries. So like, a book? Grover: Sometimes I get emotional over fonts Jason: Lightning is underrated I mean common you're telling me zap zap isnt cool? Piper: being pretty without makeup is a serious flex Frank: The fear of being murdered does wonders for my cardio on a nightly run Hazel: In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved Leo: Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring into the mirror for 20 minutes? Calypso: If you hold a warm pancake and close your eyes, its almost like holding someones hand Reyna: Being single is so deeply a part of who I am that I truly don't know what I'd do with a boyfriend. Do you have to walk it? How often does it get fed? I'm not ready Octavian: snakes are just angry socks Nico: Show the haters how it's done by hating yourself the most Will: My boyfriend wanted two kittens but I'm the man in this relationship so we got two kittens Chiron: Okay kids listen closely cause I'm only gonna say this 257,000 times Apollo: I punched myself in the face trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn't describe my life I don't know what does Meg: plants really be like 'I don't vibe with this dirt' and then die Lityereses: When I had my first boyfriend, we didn't talk, hold hangs or hang out. Easily my best relationship Lavinia: You have distracted from my creative process Commodus: Just found out the world doesnt revolve around me. Shocked and upset Caligula: I need a friend like me Nero: Treat yourself with some world domination Magnus: My body is a hotel for anxiety Alex: I don't buy anything on black friday, I just want an excuse to get into a fist fight Jack: not everyone was king fu fighting mom some of us were trying to break it up Mallory: Never ask a women eating ice cream straight from the carton how they're doing Halfborne: Until I got a girlfriend, I didn't know there was a wrong way to put the milk in the fridge- T.J: Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 friends on his 30s

oh haha lmfaoo

im back on the old blr acc because of toxic yaoi lol

(it is. so bad. i am convinced that the dsm-5 was written in regards to them. they wont get out of my head and bite me whenever i demand they at least pay rent for the space they occupy. someone help me.)

This is kinda nice.

What’s Inside of You? A quiz I made while waiting for the vet to call me and tell me that they extracted 14 hairbands from my cat’s stomach.

what a great morning to poke a hole into a gas canister, sit down beside it, and eat some lit matches!! (the honda odyssey scene but its the scene in the fearamid penthouse because nothing is more analogous to toxic yaoi say gex than trying to kill each other)

Deadpool and Wolverine are the undoomed counterpart to billford. do you see my vision? DO YOU SEE MY VISION

75%

Of course I’d half-ass having my damn personality.

how evil are you

It’s been 3 days, I have binged this entire series, lessgo.

au where tom and marco kissed in the photobooth instead??

this was mostly self indulgent