The Nightmare YA Novel That We Live In, Folks

Damn, now I feel sorry for him...

Dude imagine being Lan Qiren. Like you’re this esteemed teacher renowned for turning troublemakers into respectable young cultivators but there’s this ONE kid who you were completely unable to deal with who’s off the walls trouble, and when he leaves you comfort yourself that you’ll never have to deal with him again, and then he invents demonic cultivation and then dies but then one day out of fucking nowhere he comes back to life, unravels a major conspiracy, and then marries your upstanding nephew

Hol up someone said that one scene from Trials Of Apollo:

“It tells you to cast a curse on the giant metal statue that looks like you and is tearing the camp apart. It tells you to say PLAGUEY, PLAGUEY, PLAGUEY. You do not want to say plaguey, plaguey, plaguey.”

I’m dying y’all what-

You’ve found one of the five most powerful swords in the world. The problem? Its annoying voice and personality. The sword keeps mocking you each time you swing it, no matter how effective you are with it

This is blursed as hell and I LOVE IT

Mermaids LOVE shoes. 

Many of the materials present in footwear can withstand deep sea pressure, hence why human remains in sunken ships disappear but the shoes don’t. 

When fishing up an old boot, check inside for valuables, as a mermaid may have been using it as a bag.

To whoever said Wei Wuxian: you beat me by 1 second

“He was a good man once, my grandfather. He took to necromancy, now he haunts my Castle. Excellent babysitter though!”

I’m doing this so it STAYS on my pages cause I love this dumpster fire no matter how many times it burns me

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

I’m keeping this for future reference hang on-

What Cis People Say To Trans People Vs. What We Hear

By Meredith Talusan and Rory Midhani

TRANSlator 3000: Amazing technology translates cissexist BS!

“Oh you’re trans but you look so good!” “Trans people are ugly.”

“I’ve never met a trans person before.” “I assume I can identify any trans person.”

“I would date a trans person.” “Trans people are usually undateable so I deserve a prize.” 

“You look just like a real woman.” “Trans women aren’t really women.”

“I’m glad you’re being honest with me about being trans.” “Trans people who don’t tell me they’re trans are deceivers and liars.”

“I loooooove trans people!” “I fetishize trans people.”

“It’s so hard to switch pronouns.” “Trans people are an inconvenience to me.”

“I don’t have a problem with trans people.” “I have a problem with trans people.” 

Sounds like my average weekday

Please try to make this creepy: Wheat thins.

you’re in bed when you hear the unmistakable crunching of wheat thins. that’s odd, you didn’t think there were any wheat thins in the house.

you also didn’t think there was anyone else in the house. 

This post thread is beautiful.

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

I love this advice so damn much.

How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Well, I guess you could use them as ornaments/jewelry to float about in your putty-like being instead of eating them. They are absurdly colourful and would go well with your Pepto-Bismol pink.

the jelly bean company is raffling off an entire candy factory, willy wonka golden ticket style, and that is still not enough of an incentive to convince me jelly beans belong anywhere but the grave