Why Is It That You Could Switch The Roles And It Makes Sense.

I’m just here thinking “if there’s any justice in the world tell me it’s that I end up catching a .55 to the head instead of, say, taking an oath that swears me to having to deal with someone for the rest of my life”

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This is blursed as hell and I LOVE IT

Mermaids LOVE shoes. 

Many of the materials present in footwear can withstand deep sea pressure, hence why human remains in sunken ships disappear but the shoes don’t. 

When fishing up an old boot, check inside for valuables, as a mermaid may have been using it as a bag.

All who want to bet that this guy could be edgy in everything, say “aye”

Disaster Bill with clothing variations. Can he be edgy in a suit? Absolutely.

This is-I’m pretty sure this is a threat. Also, does Gaud actually have kneecaps? I thought they were a nebulous pink sentient gloop with a penchant for terrorizing humans on Tumblr, therefore having no kneecaps-

♪♬♩ when your knees don’t work like they used to before ♪♬♩

To whoever said Wei Wuxian: you beat me by 1 second

“He was a good man once, my grandfather. He took to necromancy, now he haunts my Castle. Excellent babysitter though!”

Good luck, huh?

I need that in my body right now.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

yes. Some high-quality Repressed Gay Confusion compressed into one photo

this is raw unbridled gay stress in one photo

How to make Mabel Juice

I’ve seen approximately a kajillion different recipes for Mabel Juice, so the last thing we need is another one. But I ended up making my own, and I thought I’d share it! 

My recipe is incredibly simple (I had a bit of a time crunch to make it) and takes very little effort.

Ingredients:

a can of frozen raspberry lemonade

a 16oz can of fruit punch flavored energy drink (I used Rockstar)

edible glitter

plastic dinosaurs

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Offer to rewrite their story so that there are 2 canonical storylines: one full of pain and the other full of anything but

You are a writer who’s put your charactes through quite the wringer and some of them end up dead or worse. Unfortunately, you don’t foresee them actually coming to life from the pages you’ve written. Saying they are extremely displeased would be an understatement. You are surrounded by all of your characters and all of them have some sort of weapons on them. What do you do to get yourself out of this situation?