I’m Just Here Thinking “if There’s Any Justice In The World Tell Me It’s That I End Up Catching

What a beautiful Waardenburg Syndrome bastard.

I have recently been reminded that scallops have eyes!

that is all

Can we-can we talk about how cute this is

(Not to mention that the hedgehog is doing more exercise willingly than I have ever done in the whole of 2020-)

American Hedgehog Warrior: Course 3 Watch as Pepper takes on course 3 of American Hedgehog Warrior: Quarantine Edition 🦔

It’s Thanos snap time, baby

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

The sheer Drew energy channeled into this post had me floored and dragged away like I was in some slasher film

imagine being the popular girl attending goode highschool/olympus high 😘💅, and there's suddenly this kid with green eyes 🟢👄🟢 and he's like crazy hawt and ur gonna swoon 😳😩 he says his name is percy and you go ??? cause this isn't the percy you knew from middle school, this one is tall 🌳🔥 and u ask him out and he smiles at you 😏😍😤 and declines cause he has a GIRLFRIEND???? 😱😔😡 but that's impossible so u ask to see her and u suddenly hear "SEAWEED BRAIN!" 🤔 and there's some blonde girl with eyes the color of a silver refrigerator that sparkle, 💿👄💿 and she looks at you and raises a blonde eyebrow 🤨😤 and u get mad cause he's YOURS 😡🤬💥 but then all these cars pull up, a whole bunch of rich people cars like a Ferrari and a Toyota and Ferrari 😍🤑😎🚙 and the whole crew comes outs, and there's like 20 of the kids for some reason wearing this ugly orange shirt, and your jaw drops and the blond girls looks pleased 😐🙄 and she kisses Percy in front of you EVEN THOUGH HES YOURS 🤬🤬🤬😱😱😫😫 and then percy says "see you tomorrow 😝" cause he has to go back to camp, and then he leaves in the fanciest car there with his 😒 concrete eyes girl friend 🙄😤😭 and you gotta go back to class while ur clown football friend laughs at you for being rejected 😒🙄😢, and then you sit in class and try to ignore the fact that percy is probably gonna fail out of geometry cause it's literally 10 AM and he just left with his fast and furious carrot shirt squad when there's literally 6 more classes in the day 🤔

Gaud you absolute chaos being of the same breed as Bill Cipher what do you specifically have in mind no wait don't tell us I'm suddenly scared and the possibility may have just triggered a panic attack in me as I write this

Warms my heart to know that once the aliens arrive, in the few short months leading up to the interspecies planetary war caused by our governments failing to engage in diplomacy, we will at the very least we’re get some very solid erotic artwork from all the monsterfuckers out there. the goddamn minute them aliens land y'all are gonna be doing porn of them and that revitalizes me

I don’t know what was going on for some time but I’m dying of laughter all the same

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

Good luck, huh?

I need that in my body right now.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Damn, now I feel sorry for him...

Dude imagine being Lan Qiren. Like you’re this esteemed teacher renowned for turning troublemakers into respectable young cultivators but there’s this ONE kid who you were completely unable to deal with who’s off the walls trouble, and when he leaves you comfort yourself that you’ll never have to deal with him again, and then he invents demonic cultivation and then dies but then one day out of fucking nowhere he comes back to life, unravels a major conspiracy, and then marries your upstanding nephew

This is-I’m pretty sure this is a threat. Also, does Gaud actually have kneecaps? I thought they were a nebulous pink sentient gloop with a penchant for terrorizing humans on Tumblr, therefore having no kneecaps-

♪♬♩ when your knees don’t work like they used to before ♪♬♩

Sounds like my average weekday

Please try to make this creepy: Wheat thins.

you’re in bed when you hear the unmistakable crunching of wheat thins. that’s odd, you didn’t think there were any wheat thins in the house.

you also didn’t think there was anyone else in the house.