How Did You Explain Your Two Year Long No Call No Show To Your Boss At The Gas Station?

how did you explain your two year long no call no show to your boss at the gas station?

How Did You Explain Your Two Year Long No Call No Show To Your Boss At The Gas Station?
How Did You Explain Your Two Year Long No Call No Show To Your Boss At The Gas Station?
How Did You Explain Your Two Year Long No Call No Show To Your Boss At The Gas Station?
How Did You Explain Your Two Year Long No Call No Show To Your Boss At The Gas Station?

“In the end, I didn’t really have to explain anything?”

[transcript below]

Anonymous Caller:

how did you explain your two year long no call no show to your boss at the gas station?

Wilbur Soot:

[editorial note: its a flashback; artist rendition. Wilbur has just returned to Utah]

Yes! Finally!

[Wilbur calls his boss]

Hey, It’s Wilbur. [unintelligible] Wilbur Soot. [unintelligible] Yes- Yeah, the British sounding one. Listen, I was wondering-

[unintelligible] My two week notice didn’t get processed? Are you kidding? [unintelligible] Oh... [unintelligible] Ok... Ok That makes sense. [unintelligible] Sure. [unintelligible] Alright, see you Monday.

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10 months ago

Sharing this bc I need to rant about the absolute chaos the process of making this was

Sharing This Bc I Need To Rant About The Absolute Chaos The Process Of Making This Was
Sharing This Bc I Need To Rant About The Absolute Chaos The Process Of Making This Was

1st pic: sketch of the face. 2nd: finished version

Basically, our teacher realized we had to make sth for a gallery she forgot about and decided we would quickly draw coal figures inspired by / copying Käthe Kollwitzes artworks*

Since I'm rlyyy behind on our current big/main project, I had to rush this coal drawing in like an hour. (other students had 1-6 hours) and well.. Rushing a life sized coal drawing is def not a good idea wkdhkwej

EXCEPT. That's not we're the chaos stopped. Not only did i forget my coal eraser at home, but i also realized after making the sketch that this WASNT coal, it was chalk, which u can barely erase... (It was 7am alr, i was too tired to notice i was using a different black stick than usually-)

Usually when i use coal, i apply a bit much at first & then use my eraser to create value, but now that obviously wouldn't work... Not only that, but by the time i realized you couldn't erase this properly, i was already done with most of the sketch...

(* is bellow)

*kind of like a collage, but instead of cutting them out we drew life sized version with coal. We also arranged them differently than in her artworks & used figures from multiple of her artworks.

Ik that online, "copying" other artists tends to be a bit controversial, but most art schools use it a LOT, since it's a great way to learn from more experienced artist! ("why reinvent the wheel if someone else already did it for u already?") It's just for studying tho and we don't pretend it's our original artwork/idea or sth... That would just be plagiarism LMFAO

Actually i wanna rant about this more at some point bc i do not like how the whole tracing drama influenced the online art communities view on learning from other artists...


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6 months ago

Have a wip of an art rq :3

Have A Wip Of An Art Rq :3

Ive been wanting to draw this scene for SO long, so when someone requested secret life scar i had to draw this… hopefully it’ll be done soon, ive already kept them waiting for so long lol


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1 month ago

HAPPY 10 YR EVIL X ANNIVERSARY!!!

HAPPY 10 YR EVIL X ANNIVERSARY!!!

5 min evil x sketch for the @evil-xisapril event! I have (my last) 4 hrs exam tmrw, wish me luck!


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1 year ago

Building a lil miniature house for school, anyone got suggestions of what i should add? Preferably a hermitcraft reference / easter egg bc i feel like that could be rly funny...

(i mainly need ideas for the garden & surrounding forest ill be building :D)

Building A Lil Miniature House For School, Anyone Got Suggestions Of What I Should Add? Preferably A

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1 year ago

...wait hold why does SCAR of all people want to buy an Effo statue??

Everyone on hermitcraft is an Etho girly confirmed


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3 months ago

LETS GO WE WON!!!!!

Rue:
Rue:
Rue:
Rue:

Rue:

Submitted for: Skyblock Kingdoms

Headcanons: Identity not specified, pronouns not specified

Propaganda: “Her whole character arc is a metaphor for being trans! She realized she wasn't who she was told she was and then chose her own name and made friends who saw her as HER! They're so special and wonderful and transgender!!”

“[The submitter] LITERALLY INCLUDED HER IN A PAPER [they] WROTE BECAUSE SHE IS SO TRANS.”

“Rue is not just textually trans, with she/they pronouns, she is ALSO a trans allegory! That's TWO trans aspects!”

“Rue is LITERALLY a trans allegory! They have a whole arc about realizing people are viewing them as the wrong person, creating a new identity, being hurt by that confusion, being lied to and told they need to act a certain way for people to like them.... THEYRE A CLONE OF A GUY WHO USES ALL PRONOUNS. THEY USE SHE/THEY PRONOUNS! THEY WERE TRAGICALLY KILLED BY THEIR ORIGINAL'S WIFE (possessed) AND DESERVE A WIN!!”

“Rue is not just played by a trans person and a trans allegory, but a canonical trans character, and she deserves all the love in this world. Rue means a lot to [the submitter] as a whole, and her discovery of how she could be her own person without having to be who people expected her to be made [them] want to sob loudly.”

BigBSt4tz2:

Submitted for: Evo SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life

Headcanons: Trans man, he/they

Propaganda: “The vibe. They're so trans man coded. Like he would use a binder in the life series and, like, for example, Pearl would help him with it in Limited life, or Ren would help them cut their hair in Double life if he felt like being less gender ✨ He's just so trans man 😩 VOTE BIGB.”

“HE CAN BE ANY GENDER YOU'D WANT DUE TO CREATIVITY. I'VE SEEN MANY MAKE BIGB TRANSFEM OR NONBINARY!!!! YOU CAN EVEN MAKE HIM XENOGENDER OR USE NEOPRONOUNS FOR FUN.“

“C!Bigb being trans is so important. His character is very ambiguous (to [the submitter]. At least.) due to the hidden secretive nature of himself, he hides the lies, he masks his weirdness sometimes [which] can be a metaphor for a trans person not wanting to come out (also autism)((proof is [they’re] trans and autistic and [they] do this stuff)). You can color pick a makeshift trans flag from his mc skin also.”

“Every (Life) series, he changes up a lot of himself for whatever he's doing. This seems like he can't decide what exactly he is and is trying to rebrand himself as a different type of person every time, which tends to be something [the submitter has] noticed in a few trans people. The lack of clarity of who they are is definitely very genderfluid coded. It could also go for his character throughout the life series being a system, with each new series being someone else. [Their] main evidence for this is Terry (from Last Life). It can also go for being transmasc on some level because of how easy it was for him to be that character!”

“BigB's username literally has t4t in it. He's not cis [the submitter’s] sorry.”

“BigB deserves to go all the way to the end of this poll because the primary life series fandom's somewhat casual disregard of him makes [the submitter] so upset, and all the trans headcanons for him fill [them] with infinite joy <3 It's gotten a lot better over the years, but [they] feel he still deserves so much more recognition for all his good work.”

“No person who makes their base the backrooms deserves to be cis. That gas lighting with the hole could easily also be about gender.

Grian: What's your gender? 

BigB: Oh, like pretty masc.

(Five seconds later)

Scar: So, like, what's your gender, BigB? 

BigB: None. 

Grian: ??????”

Ethoslab:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life

Headcanons: Agender, they/them; Transfem, she/her; Nonbinary, he/they/she; Nonbinary, they/he/it; Identity not specified, ladder/ladderself

Propaganda: “[The submitter] just think[s] she deserves boobies. [They] think they would be good for her. And also it's because [they] understand the way the universe flows and the nature of all things.”

“[Quote from Etho:]‘I’m ice man also, also the ice Queen […] yep, yep both in one.’ Etho has compared himself to a pretty girl before. ‘That’s me on the inside, beautiful, but on the outside it’s just this.’ (He’s talking about Falsesymmetry’s hermit head, a female head). Bigender, genderfluid, or genderqueer Etho trust trust trust.”

“T4T cletho. They’re both nonbinary and divorced (in an active relationship) and take turns on who's the ex wife and who's the ex husband.”

“When [the submitter] first joined hermitblr, [they were] genuinely confused about Etho’s gender for a bit because of the sheer amount of people on here that she/her him. [They] love it. Live your dreams.”

“Etho (ftm) but can be feminine. [The submitter] think[s] his vest is equal to the famous oversized trans hoodie (but with style).”

Evil Xisuma:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft

Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they

Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they

“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”

“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”

8 months ago

HBOMBS NEXT VH EPISODE IS GONA BE HIM VAULTING WITH ETHO. I REPEAT. HBOMB94 WILL (probably) BE UPLOADING A VIDEO OF HIM AND ETHO VAULTING.

HE'S DOING THE LORDS WORK OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!


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1 year ago

One of the key differences between c and cc Grian is the fact that cc Grian is good at organising and managing events whereas c Grian gets put in any position of power and immediately starts breaking out in hives. This cubito turns full malicious compliance instantly because if he is going to suffer having to be in charge everyone else is going to suffer with him

1 year ago

I promise ill continue drawing the hc art requests soon, but sadly school has decided to say ✨no✨ to my free time and the fact im off my adhd meds is not helping wirhwkej

In the meantime, feel free the rq more hermitcraft/life series related stuff! (+add if u want it to just be a lil doodle, since ill be able to finish those faster)


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