Scar: "I only have ONE single diamond to my name-"
SCAR? SIR?? YOUR STARTED THE EPISODE INFRONT OF AN ORE MOUNTAIN WITH DOZENS, NO, HUNDREDS OF DIAMONDS, WHAT DO YOU MEANNN-
Im absolutely baffled. This man is really going mining AGAIN? AFTER BUILDING THAT GIANT MOUNTAIN?
Istg if tcg hermitcraft sells out before i get home on Wednesday I WILL CRY.
I need those god damn cards, but I'm currently on a 13 hour trip back home from dokomi AAAAAARGHHHHHH
Once again,
EVERYONE VOTE EVIL X AND IF YOU DO ILL DRAW YOU AN ART REQUEST!!!! GOGOGO MAKE THEM WIN AGAIN!!!! THEY SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED!!!!
Raddles:
Submitted for: Server not specified
Headcanons: Identity not specified, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: “She is transgender and bisexual irl.”
“Catgirls shall prevail.” - Rad Raddles herself
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”
“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”
OKAY I GET IT, XISUMA IS A FURRY LMFAO-
WHY DOES HERMITCRAFT JUST HAVE A FURRY CLUB??? AND WHY DID XISUMA OF ALL PEOPLE START IT??
WHY DO THEY HAVE HORNS OF THEMSELVES HOWLING-
????
First chapter of wolau (my hermitcraft au/fanfic) might get posted this week!!! I'm gona try and finish it tomorrow, but i can't make any promises since it's still a WIP...
i love your milksnake evil x a lot. snake hermits my beloved, its his colours, and he Would. however it is made funnier by the fact i headcanon tango as a coral snake hybrid (it is also His Colours). imagining them meeting now (ex is Definitely A Coral Yep ignore the different stripe order hes very dangerous)
(a tangosnek for reference)
AYOOO THATS SO COOL!!!! Also thank you lol. Ill hopefully be posting more about that au soon
snake hermits my beloved.
Fyi the reason for this is this amazing evil x themed discord server by @autistic-evil-xisuma that i recently joined :D
Alr my evil x hyperfixation is getting out of control. Time to spam my tumblr with evil x content.
S7 mumbo jumbo cosplay coming soon :3 (wip)
Im gona participate in artfight this year!
I've got a bunch of old OCs (one of which im gona post later today :3) that i wanna redraw/redesign for artfight, help me choose the order!
He's a revolutionary with a superiority & savior complex. He joins a cult in hopes of getting the power he needs to overthrow a corrupt government / religious institution, but ends up becoming much worse than them as he slowly spirals and looses himself. Aka, someone who should have stayed a warrior instead of trying to be a ruler/leader.
He's a thief who's kind of a dick bc he will literally just leave ppl behind, steal shit, cause chaos and do other bad things and not care. He just likes adventuring and having fun, doesn't rly care about the consequences it has for other people.
Apocalypse survivor with anxiety, pathetic wet rag energy, and most importantly: a gun.
Happy :)
Aneth isn't on here bc I CANT FUCKING FIND ANY ART OF HER. but shes like... A goat lion human hybrid??? Idk how to explain her
IF YOU VOTE EVIL X AND SHOW ME PROOF ILL DRAW YOU STH COOL!!!! GO VOTE EVIL X PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE
Tubbo_:
Submitted for: Dream SMP
Headcanons: Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: None submitted
Technoblade:
Submitted for: Dream SMP
Headcanons: Agender, he/him
Propaganda: “Techno is responsible for So Much of [the submitter’s] gender, no joke.”
“THAT MAN SCREAMS AGENDER ALONG WITH APAGENDER AND ALSO SCREAMING I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK AND NOT CARING FLUCTUATING HIS MASCULINITY AND FEMININITY NO MATTER THE PRESENTATIOn!!”
“Look, Techno is the most trans ever- like how do compete with a Pig that is drawn as a anthropomorphic boar, an anime girl, and just a dude. How can anyone compete with that?”
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
Oh my god yeah that's exactly what he's doing-
Why. Why are all the hermits falling for iskalls appartement scam??? Like. What the fuck. I KNOW THEY R JUST PLAYING ALONG BUT???
The way iskall gives them this HORRIBLE deal, and then. He just adds on completely irrelevant "benefits" (like a balcony) until they just say yes to get him to go away. He just starts with such an outrageous deal, that even when he adds more and more to it its still practically the same as during the beginning. What the fuck. I love him.