For The Au I Think An Ambiguos But Romantically Leaning Boat Boys And Romantic Rendoc Would Be Kinda

OKAY SO UNFORTUNATELY, my (unmedicated) adhd said ✨no✨to me finishing the first chapter of wolau on time, HOWEVER: I've instead worked on some future chapters AND started working on two artworks for the first chapter (instead of just one)

To give you guys at least SOME content while im working on the fic, here's the art refs for the first chapter!!! (Which i might post on my bday, the 25th :3)

Feel free to guess stuff in the comments, it's probably not what ur expecting tho LMFAO

God, i NEED etho to post his vault hunters content somewhere.

PLEASE. I have such a bad effo hyperfixation and I've been obsessed with vault hunters for YEARS, I JUST NEED TO WATCH HIM PLAY IT WITHOUT SEARCHING THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE'S VODS, AAAAAAAAA

how did you explain your two year long no call no show to your boss at the gas station?

“In the end, I didn’t really have to explain anything?”

[transcript below]

Anonymous Caller:

how did you explain your two year long no call no show to your boss at the gas station?

Wilbur Soot:

[editorial note: its a flashback; artist rendition. Wilbur has just returned to Utah]

Yes! Finally!

[Wilbur calls his boss]

Hey, It’s Wilbur. [unintelligible] Wilbur Soot. [unintelligible] Yes- Yeah, the British sounding one. Listen, I was wondering-

[unintelligible] My two week notice didn’t get processed? Are you kidding? [unintelligible] Oh... [unintelligible] Ok... Ok That makes sense. [unintelligible] Sure. [unintelligible] Alright, see you Monday.

Please rb my art :3 (it gives me dopamine)

SECRET SANTA FOR @rottengoggles!!!!

I AM SO SORRY ABOUT IT BEING LATE!!! i didnt see the ask telling me who my secret santa was bc my ask box is full of old art rqs & spam, so i hadn't checked it in a month...

(alt / separated version below)

Dude these rocks took SO fucking long to make

Hehehe guess whos traveling to Germany today and going to dokomi con 💪

Im so excited!!!

(my lineup will probably be Mumbo on Friday & Sunday and Foosh on Saturday)

WAIT WHAT BOOPS ARE BACK???

Everytime ppl start liking/rb old art of mine again i get a lil jumpscared, cause it's like "whats tha- WOAH! Wait i completely forgot i made that..."

Memory issues + poor object permanence will do that to u wkdjakdj

[Day 18]: joehills

FINALLY! Ive been waiting for a reason to show off my joe design >:D i present to you: jhost controlling his juppet! Hope u guys like it, imma go back to working on the next art rq :3

Forgive me I beg for the plea from this one who cannot art for something very specific but if you would be very kind as to fulfill this mental image I have had for forever but have very rarely seen can we maybe perhaps have a long haired Keralis?

I KNOW ITS A WEIRD TAKE BUT

I HAVE ALWAYS JUST IMAGINED HIS CHARACTER WITH LONG HAIR ESPECIALLY THE LUMBERJACK SKIN

If you even consider this I will be so happy thank you thank you 💖💖💖

There u go!!! Sorry it took so long lmfao, hope u like it :D

!!HERMIT/TRAFFIC ART RQ OPEN!!

(Also, i might switch to trad art for a while instead of digital cause my migraines have been getting a bit worse and I'm trying to avoid screens as much as possible)

REMINDER THAT ANYONE WHO VOTES EVIL X WILL GET AN ART REQUEST FROM ME!!!

evil x lovers we need to unite and secure their win.

Rue:

Submitted for: Skyblock Kingdoms

Headcanons: Identity not specified, pronouns not specified

Propaganda: “Her whole character arc is a metaphor for being trans! She realized she wasn't who she was told she was and then chose her own name and made friends who saw her as HER! They're so special and wonderful and transgender!!”

“[The submitter] LITERALLY INCLUDED HER IN A PAPER [they] WROTE BECAUSE SHE IS SO TRANS.”

“Rue is not just textually trans, with she/they pronouns, she is ALSO a trans allegory! That's TWO trans aspects!”

“Rue is LITERALLY a trans allegory! They have a whole arc about realizing people are viewing them as the wrong person, creating a new identity, being hurt by that confusion, being lied to and told they need to act a certain way for people to like them.... THEYRE A CLONE OF A GUY WHO USES ALL PRONOUNS. THEY USE SHE/THEY PRONOUNS! THEY WERE TRAGICALLY KILLED BY THEIR ORIGINAL'S WIFE (possessed) AND DESERVE A WIN!!”

“Rue is not just played by a trans person and a trans allegory, but a canonical trans character, and she deserves all the love in this world. Rue means a lot to [the submitter] as a whole, and her discovery of how she could be her own person without having to be who people expected her to be made [them] want to sob loudly.”

BigBSt4tz2:

Submitted for: Evo SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life

Headcanons: Trans man, he/they

Propaganda: “The vibe. They're so trans man coded. Like he would use a binder in the life series and, like, for example, Pearl would help him with it in Limited life, or Ren would help them cut their hair in Double life if he felt like being less gender ✨ He's just so trans man 😩 VOTE BIGB.”

“HE CAN BE ANY GENDER YOU'D WANT DUE TO CREATIVITY. I'VE SEEN MANY MAKE BIGB TRANSFEM OR NONBINARY!!!! YOU CAN EVEN MAKE HIM XENOGENDER OR USE NEOPRONOUNS FOR FUN.“

“C!Bigb being trans is so important. His character is very ambiguous (to [the submitter]. At least.) due to the hidden secretive nature of himself, he hides the lies, he masks his weirdness sometimes [which] can be a metaphor for a trans person not wanting to come out (also autism)((proof is [they’re] trans and autistic and [they] do this stuff)). You can color pick a makeshift trans flag from his mc skin also.”

“Every (Life) series, he changes up a lot of himself for whatever he's doing. This seems like he can't decide what exactly he is and is trying to rebrand himself as a different type of person every time, which tends to be something [the submitter has] noticed in a few trans people. The lack of clarity of who they are is definitely very genderfluid coded. It could also go for his character throughout the life series being a system, with each new series being someone else. [Their] main evidence for this is Terry (from Last Life). It can also go for being transmasc on some level because of how easy it was for him to be that character!”

“BigB's username literally has t4t in it. He's not cis [the submitter’s] sorry.”

“BigB deserves to go all the way to the end of this poll because the primary life series fandom's somewhat casual disregard of him makes [the submitter] so upset, and all the trans headcanons for him fill [them] with infinite joy <3 It's gotten a lot better over the years, but [they] feel he still deserves so much more recognition for all his good work.”

“No person who makes their base the backrooms deserves to be cis. That gas lighting with the hole could easily also be about gender.

Grian: What's your gender? 

BigB: Oh, like pretty masc.

(Five seconds later)

Scar: So, like, what's your gender, BigB? 

BigB: None. 

Grian: ??????”

Ethoslab:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life

Headcanons: Agender, they/them; Transfem, she/her; Nonbinary, he/they/she; Nonbinary, they/he/it; Identity not specified, ladder/ladderself

Propaganda: “[The submitter] just think[s] she deserves boobies. [They] think they would be good for her. And also it's because [they] understand the way the universe flows and the nature of all things.”

“[Quote from Etho:]‘I’m ice man also, also the ice Queen […] yep, yep both in one.’ Etho has compared himself to a pretty girl before. ‘That’s me on the inside, beautiful, but on the outside it’s just this.’ (He’s talking about Falsesymmetry’s hermit head, a female head). Bigender, genderfluid, or genderqueer Etho trust trust trust.”

“T4T cletho. They’re both nonbinary and divorced (in an active relationship) and take turns on who's the ex wife and who's the ex husband.”

“When [the submitter] first joined hermitblr, [they were] genuinely confused about Etho’s gender for a bit because of the sheer amount of people on here that she/her him. [They] love it. Live your dreams.”

“Etho (ftm) but can be feminine. [The submitter] think[s] his vest is equal to the famous oversized trans hoodie (but with style).”

Evil Xisuma:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft

Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they

Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they

“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”

“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”

Helo im on tumblr now i no clue how this shit works but im trying my best