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A silly hermitcraft headcanon i have is that doc isn't actually a doctor, nor does he have any actual medical experience, but people just assumed he was bc of his name.
And over time he ended up in so many situations where he had to help ppl with stuff that he learned the necessary skills over time and now just pretends he IS an actual doctor
Secret santa replacement for @mirineii :D
Tumblr de saturated it… its usually more colorful :(
Edit: changed the saturation a bit, hopefully its better now? Og version below
Gem, reading logs about two characters breaking up: „I need to channel some of that coldness for my life series character. Gotta use that line on Pearl.“
LMFAO WHAT??? DIVORCED GEMPEARL CONFIRMED???
For context, the same people also asked me whether i wanted to be part of a women's reading club and a women's self defense course a couple of months ago.
I told them, that asking trans men that is transphobic (bc apparently they asked MULTIPLE TRANS GUYS THIS) and uh they said they did it 'just incase' since 'trans guys are also like minorities and deserve to be uplifted by activities like this!!!' no. Not activities that are made for women.
If you wouldn't invite a cis gay/queer, cis man of color, or a cis disabled man, then don't invite a fucking trans guy. You are being transphobic. Stop it.
Thank fuck they at least invited trans women to these workshops, cause if they didn't i might have punched one of them. Seems like they are only transphobic to trans men apparently???? Fucking hell man.
Left-wing spaces irl: "We are queer&trans inclusive and will respect ur identity :D"
Also Left-wing spaces irl: "Hey, we r making a poster for a girls night event, is it okay if we put you on it? I mean, it's nonbinary incluse and stuff-"
No. I'm not even nonbinary, i am a trans man. Would you ask a cis man to be on a GIRLS night poster??? No. No you wouldn't. So why are you asking me? Just because I'm trans? What fucking difference does that make??? You pretend you aren't transphobic and see me as a man, yet you refuse to treat me like one. And imo, actions say more than empty words do.
Left-wing spaces irl: "We are queer&trans inclusive and will respect ur identity :D"
Also Left-wing spaces irl: "Hey, we r making a poster for a girls night event, is it okay if we put you on it? I mean, it's nonbinary incluse and stuff-"
No. Why the fuck are you asking me this?! I'm not even nonbinary, i am a trans man. Would you ask a cis man to be on a GIRLS night poster??? No. No you wouldn't. So why the fuck are you asking me? Just because I'm trans? What fucking difference does that make??? You pretend you aren't transphobic and see me as a man, yet you refuse to treat me like one. That sounds a lot like transphobia to me.
Imo, actions say more than empty words do. It's okay to make a mistake, but if u act transphobic and refuse to listen to trans people telling you not to do this because it's transphobic, yet you continue to do it, that's transphobia.
Rue:
Submitted for: Skyblock Kingdoms
Headcanons: Identity not specified, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: “Her whole character arc is a metaphor for being trans! She realized she wasn't who she was told she was and then chose her own name and made friends who saw her as HER! They're so special and wonderful and transgender!!”
“[The submitter] LITERALLY INCLUDED HER IN A PAPER [they] WROTE BECAUSE SHE IS SO TRANS.”
“Rue is not just textually trans, with she/they pronouns, she is ALSO a trans allegory! That's TWO trans aspects!”
“Rue is LITERALLY a trans allegory! They have a whole arc about realizing people are viewing them as the wrong person, creating a new identity, being hurt by that confusion, being lied to and told they need to act a certain way for people to like them.... THEYRE A CLONE OF A GUY WHO USES ALL PRONOUNS. THEY USE SHE/THEY PRONOUNS! THEY WERE TRAGICALLY KILLED BY THEIR ORIGINAL'S WIFE (possessed) AND DESERVE A WIN!!”
“Rue is not just played by a trans person and a trans allegory, but a canonical trans character, and she deserves all the love in this world. Rue means a lot to [the submitter] as a whole, and her discovery of how she could be her own person without having to be who people expected her to be made [them] want to sob loudly.”
BigBSt4tz2:
Submitted for: Evo SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Trans man, he/they
Propaganda: “The vibe. They're so trans man coded. Like he would use a binder in the life series and, like, for example, Pearl would help him with it in Limited life, or Ren would help them cut their hair in Double life if he felt like being less gender ✨ He's just so trans man 😩 VOTE BIGB.”
“HE CAN BE ANY GENDER YOU'D WANT DUE TO CREATIVITY. I'VE SEEN MANY MAKE BIGB TRANSFEM OR NONBINARY!!!! YOU CAN EVEN MAKE HIM XENOGENDER OR USE NEOPRONOUNS FOR FUN.“
“C!Bigb being trans is so important. His character is very ambiguous (to [the submitter]. At least.) due to the hidden secretive nature of himself, he hides the lies, he masks his weirdness sometimes [which] can be a metaphor for a trans person not wanting to come out (also autism)((proof is [they’re] trans and autistic and [they] do this stuff)). You can color pick a makeshift trans flag from his mc skin also.”
“Every (Life) series, he changes up a lot of himself for whatever he's doing. This seems like he can't decide what exactly he is and is trying to rebrand himself as a different type of person every time, which tends to be something [the submitter has] noticed in a few trans people. The lack of clarity of who they are is definitely very genderfluid coded. It could also go for his character throughout the life series being a system, with each new series being someone else. [Their] main evidence for this is Terry (from Last Life). It can also go for being transmasc on some level because of how easy it was for him to be that character!”
“BigB's username literally has t4t in it. He's not cis [the submitter’s] sorry.”
“BigB deserves to go all the way to the end of this poll because the primary life series fandom's somewhat casual disregard of him makes [the submitter] so upset, and all the trans headcanons for him fill [them] with infinite joy <3 It's gotten a lot better over the years, but [they] feel he still deserves so much more recognition for all his good work.”
“No person who makes their base the backrooms deserves to be cis. That gas lighting with the hole could easily also be about gender.
Grian: What's your gender?
BigB: Oh, like pretty masc.
(Five seconds later)
Scar: So, like, what's your gender, BigB?
BigB: None.
Grian: ??????”
Ethoslab:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Agender, they/them; Transfem, she/her; Nonbinary, he/they/she; Nonbinary, they/he/it; Identity not specified, ladder/ladderself
Propaganda: “[The submitter] just think[s] she deserves boobies. [They] think they would be good for her. And also it's because [they] understand the way the universe flows and the nature of all things.”
“[Quote from Etho:]‘I’m ice man also, also the ice Queen […] yep, yep both in one.’ Etho has compared himself to a pretty girl before. ‘That’s me on the inside, beautiful, but on the outside it’s just this.’ (He’s talking about Falsesymmetry’s hermit head, a female head). Bigender, genderfluid, or genderqueer Etho trust trust trust.”
“T4T cletho. They’re both nonbinary and divorced (in an active relationship) and take turns on who's the ex wife and who's the ex husband.”
“When [the submitter] first joined hermitblr, [they were] genuinely confused about Etho’s gender for a bit because of the sheer amount of people on here that she/her him. [They] love it. Live your dreams.”
“Etho (ftm) but can be feminine. [The submitter] think[s] his vest is equal to the famous oversized trans hoodie (but with style).”
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”
“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”
Another ex headcannon:
So, Ex cannonicly knits, right?
I think they probably do it in order to relax for a bit and cool down a bit. So they can take a break from all the evil scheming he does, and just focus on knitting for a bit.
Then, i started thinking about other hobbies he might have picked up in order to chill out for a bit and i immediately thought of cooking. (and gardening)
Like, just imagine:
For years, he hates it. They're way too lazy to learn it and not patient enough for it either. All they eat are shitty microwaved meals.
Until one day, someone (probably Zed or Xisuma) finally forces them to learn it. They get annoyed at first and refuse to cooperate, but eventually, once they get better at it, start to enjoy it.
At some point they start cooking on their own (without Zed's or X's help) and they realize how much fun it can be.
After a while, they refuse to let anyone else inside the kitchen while they're cooking. After all, it's one of the few things that makes them feel at peace, and there's no way they are letting anyone disturb it, or see them this relaxed. (he also doesn't want anyone to find out that he poisoned Xisumas food)
[For more: join the evil x discord]
1 xisuma void please <3
Beezooma is busy organising his items :3
VOTE EVIL X ON THIS POLL TO GET FREE ART
Click for better Quality & Please reblogg my art!
YAYYY THANK YOU!!! EVERYONE GO VOTE EVIL X :D
Voted evil x, may i get zedaph/wormman holding up a sign saying "VOTE EVIL X" :3
Also for everyone else reading this GO VOTE EVIL X!!!
GO VOTE EVIL X!!!!!! @transmcytshowdown
ONG, i didn't even See you said the art request thing, I just saw evil x and went "Yeup thats my guy"
LETS GOOOO!!! ANOTHER EVIL X FAN!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!
Do you... Still want an art request tho? Feel free to send me one, might take a while for me to finish (cause I'm rly busy atm) but i love doing art requests :D
Is this anything
Join the evil x discord :3 by @autistic-evil-xisuma!
VOTE EVIL X ON THIS POLL TO GET FREE ART
REMINDER THAT ANYONE WHO VOTES EVIL X WILL GET AN ART REQUEST FROM ME!!!
evil x lovers we need to unite and secure their win.
Rue:
Submitted for: Skyblock Kingdoms
Headcanons: Identity not specified, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: “Her whole character arc is a metaphor for being trans! She realized she wasn't who she was told she was and then chose her own name and made friends who saw her as HER! They're so special and wonderful and transgender!!”
“[The submitter] LITERALLY INCLUDED HER IN A PAPER [they] WROTE BECAUSE SHE IS SO TRANS.”
“Rue is not just textually trans, with she/they pronouns, she is ALSO a trans allegory! That's TWO trans aspects!”
“Rue is LITERALLY a trans allegory! They have a whole arc about realizing people are viewing them as the wrong person, creating a new identity, being hurt by that confusion, being lied to and told they need to act a certain way for people to like them.... THEYRE A CLONE OF A GUY WHO USES ALL PRONOUNS. THEY USE SHE/THEY PRONOUNS! THEY WERE TRAGICALLY KILLED BY THEIR ORIGINAL'S WIFE (possessed) AND DESERVE A WIN!!”
“Rue is not just played by a trans person and a trans allegory, but a canonical trans character, and she deserves all the love in this world. Rue means a lot to [the submitter] as a whole, and her discovery of how she could be her own person without having to be who people expected her to be made [them] want to sob loudly.”
BigBSt4tz2:
Submitted for: Evo SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Trans man, he/they
Propaganda: “The vibe. They're so trans man coded. Like he would use a binder in the life series and, like, for example, Pearl would help him with it in Limited life, or Ren would help them cut their hair in Double life if he felt like being less gender ✨ He's just so trans man 😩 VOTE BIGB.”
“HE CAN BE ANY GENDER YOU'D WANT DUE TO CREATIVITY. I'VE SEEN MANY MAKE BIGB TRANSFEM OR NONBINARY!!!! YOU CAN EVEN MAKE HIM XENOGENDER OR USE NEOPRONOUNS FOR FUN.“
“C!Bigb being trans is so important. His character is very ambiguous (to [the submitter]. At least.) due to the hidden secretive nature of himself, he hides the lies, he masks his weirdness sometimes [which] can be a metaphor for a trans person not wanting to come out (also autism)((proof is [they’re] trans and autistic and [they] do this stuff)). You can color pick a makeshift trans flag from his mc skin also.”
“Every (Life) series, he changes up a lot of himself for whatever he's doing. This seems like he can't decide what exactly he is and is trying to rebrand himself as a different type of person every time, which tends to be something [the submitter has] noticed in a few trans people. The lack of clarity of who they are is definitely very genderfluid coded. It could also go for his character throughout the life series being a system, with each new series being someone else. [Their] main evidence for this is Terry (from Last Life). It can also go for being transmasc on some level because of how easy it was for him to be that character!”
“BigB's username literally has t4t in it. He's not cis [the submitter’s] sorry.”
“BigB deserves to go all the way to the end of this poll because the primary life series fandom's somewhat casual disregard of him makes [the submitter] so upset, and all the trans headcanons for him fill [them] with infinite joy <3 It's gotten a lot better over the years, but [they] feel he still deserves so much more recognition for all his good work.”
“No person who makes their base the backrooms deserves to be cis. That gas lighting with the hole could easily also be about gender.
Grian: What's your gender?
BigB: Oh, like pretty masc.
(Five seconds later)
Scar: So, like, what's your gender, BigB?
BigB: None.
Grian: ??????”
Ethoslab:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Agender, they/them; Transfem, she/her; Nonbinary, he/they/she; Nonbinary, they/he/it; Identity not specified, ladder/ladderself
Propaganda: “[The submitter] just think[s] she deserves boobies. [They] think they would be good for her. And also it's because [they] understand the way the universe flows and the nature of all things.”
“[Quote from Etho:]‘I’m ice man also, also the ice Queen […] yep, yep both in one.’ Etho has compared himself to a pretty girl before. ‘That’s me on the inside, beautiful, but on the outside it’s just this.’ (He’s talking about Falsesymmetry’s hermit head, a female head). Bigender, genderfluid, or genderqueer Etho trust trust trust.”
“T4T cletho. They’re both nonbinary and divorced (in an active relationship) and take turns on who's the ex wife and who's the ex husband.”
“When [the submitter] first joined hermitblr, [they were] genuinely confused about Etho’s gender for a bit because of the sheer amount of people on here that she/her him. [They] love it. Live your dreams.”
“Etho (ftm) but can be feminine. [The submitter] think[s] his vest is equal to the famous oversized trans hoodie (but with style).”
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”
“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”
I don't know why or how but i suddenly regained my motivation to continue writing wolau, so hopefully there'll be a new chapter soon 👍
AWWW THATS SO CUTE OMG!!!!
MORE SUGGESTIONS!
Evil x cooking some food :3 hopefully they don't end up setting it on fire or something...
lazy comic! no spaghetti for EX :,(
SAMEEE!!! I WILL ALSO GIVE EVIL X VOTERS ART!!!
Please please please vote for them. Please. Reblogg this, share it, talk about it, HELL THEM WIN!!!!!
Rue:
Submitted for: Skyblock Kingdoms
Headcanons: Identity not specified, pronouns not specified
Propaganda: “Her whole character arc is a metaphor for being trans! She realized she wasn't who she was told she was and then chose her own name and made friends who saw her as HER! They're so special and wonderful and transgender!!”
“[The submitter] LITERALLY INCLUDED HER IN A PAPER [they] WROTE BECAUSE SHE IS SO TRANS.”
“Rue is not just textually trans, with she/they pronouns, she is ALSO a trans allegory! That's TWO trans aspects!”
“Rue is LITERALLY a trans allegory! They have a whole arc about realizing people are viewing them as the wrong person, creating a new identity, being hurt by that confusion, being lied to and told they need to act a certain way for people to like them.... THEYRE A CLONE OF A GUY WHO USES ALL PRONOUNS. THEY USE SHE/THEY PRONOUNS! THEY WERE TRAGICALLY KILLED BY THEIR ORIGINAL'S WIFE (possessed) AND DESERVE A WIN!!”
“Rue is not just played by a trans person and a trans allegory, but a canonical trans character, and she deserves all the love in this world. Rue means a lot to [the submitter] as a whole, and her discovery of how she could be her own person without having to be who people expected her to be made [them] want to sob loudly.”
BigBSt4tz2:
Submitted for: Evo SMP, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Trans man, he/they
Propaganda: “The vibe. They're so trans man coded. Like he would use a binder in the life series and, like, for example, Pearl would help him with it in Limited life, or Ren would help them cut their hair in Double life if he felt like being less gender ✨ He's just so trans man 😩 VOTE BIGB.”
“HE CAN BE ANY GENDER YOU'D WANT DUE TO CREATIVITY. I'VE SEEN MANY MAKE BIGB TRANSFEM OR NONBINARY!!!! YOU CAN EVEN MAKE HIM XENOGENDER OR USE NEOPRONOUNS FOR FUN.“
“C!Bigb being trans is so important. His character is very ambiguous (to [the submitter]. At least.) due to the hidden secretive nature of himself, he hides the lies, he masks his weirdness sometimes [which] can be a metaphor for a trans person not wanting to come out (also autism)((proof is [they’re] trans and autistic and [they] do this stuff)). You can color pick a makeshift trans flag from his mc skin also.”
“Every (Life) series, he changes up a lot of himself for whatever he's doing. This seems like he can't decide what exactly he is and is trying to rebrand himself as a different type of person every time, which tends to be something [the submitter has] noticed in a few trans people. The lack of clarity of who they are is definitely very genderfluid coded. It could also go for his character throughout the life series being a system, with each new series being someone else. [Their] main evidence for this is Terry (from Last Life). It can also go for being transmasc on some level because of how easy it was for him to be that character!”
“BigB's username literally has t4t in it. He's not cis [the submitter’s] sorry.”
“BigB deserves to go all the way to the end of this poll because the primary life series fandom's somewhat casual disregard of him makes [the submitter] so upset, and all the trans headcanons for him fill [them] with infinite joy <3 It's gotten a lot better over the years, but [they] feel he still deserves so much more recognition for all his good work.”
“No person who makes their base the backrooms deserves to be cis. That gas lighting with the hole could easily also be about gender.
Grian: What's your gender?
BigB: Oh, like pretty masc.
(Five seconds later)
Scar: So, like, what's your gender, BigB?
BigB: None.
Grian: ??????”
Ethoslab:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life
Headcanons: Agender, they/them; Transfem, she/her; Nonbinary, he/they/she; Nonbinary, they/he/it; Identity not specified, ladder/ladderself
Propaganda: “[The submitter] just think[s] she deserves boobies. [They] think they would be good for her. And also it's because [they] understand the way the universe flows and the nature of all things.”
“[Quote from Etho:]‘I’m ice man also, also the ice Queen […] yep, yep both in one.’ Etho has compared himself to a pretty girl before. ‘That’s me on the inside, beautiful, but on the outside it’s just this.’ (He’s talking about Falsesymmetry’s hermit head, a female head). Bigender, genderfluid, or genderqueer Etho trust trust trust.”
“T4T cletho. They’re both nonbinary and divorced (in an active relationship) and take turns on who's the ex wife and who's the ex husband.”
“When [the submitter] first joined hermitblr, [they were] genuinely confused about Etho’s gender for a bit because of the sheer amount of people on here that she/her him. [They] love it. Live your dreams.”
“Etho (ftm) but can be feminine. [The submitter] think[s] his vest is equal to the famous oversized trans hoodie (but with style).”
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
“Their voice is deepened by a voice changer, even though they wear the same helmet as Xisuma, which could hint at them purposefully adding a voice changer in order to have a deeper voice.”
“Evil Xisuma bites you if you misgender them (They also bite you if you properly gender them) (They bite).”
AWWW THIS IS SO COOL!!!
Ex in the wormman merch shop, exhibiting fan behavior :3
(as an art inspo for ex sundays)
worm man worm man worm man shop worm man shop
WITH A BONUS
"He can blow you" -Docm77 talking to Ren
Please rb my art :3 (it gives me dopamine)
SECRET SANTA FOR @rottengoggles!!!!
I AM SO SORRY ABOUT IT BEING LATE!!! i didnt see the ask telling me who my secret santa was bc my ask box is full of old art rqs & spam, so i hadn't checked it in a month...
(alt / separated version below)
Dude these rocks took SO fucking long to make
I love it when people make Evil x completely overpowered, but still make him act like an absolute derp & mess up all his evil schemes on accident.
Like yes!!! They COULD take over the entire hermitcraft server, if it weren't for the derpyness. Because in order to be an evil masterMIND you need to actually be smart.
1 xisuma void please <3
Beezooma is busy organising his items :3
VOTE EVIL X ON THIS POLL TO GET FREE ART
Click for better Quality & Please reblogg my art!
Does anyone know any info about the hermitcraft tcg cards? They should be arriving during January, right?
Which means they should be here soon. I haven't gotten any info on their estimated arrival, so...?
Tubbo_:
Submitted for: Dream SMP
Headcanons: Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: None submitted
Technoblade:
Submitted for: Dream SMP
Headcanons: Agender, he/him
Propaganda: “Techno is responsible for So Much of [the submitter’s] gender, no joke.”
“THAT MAN SCREAMS AGENDER ALONG WITH APAGENDER AND ALSO SCREAMING I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK AND NOT CARING FLUCTUATING HIS MASCULINITY AND FEMININITY NO MATTER THE PRESENTATIOn!!”
“Look, Techno is the most trans ever- like how do compete with a Pig that is drawn as a anthropomorphic boar, an anime girl, and just a dude. How can anyone compete with that?”
Evil Xisuma:
Submitted for: Hermitcraft
Headcanons: Transmasc Demi-boy, he/they
Propaganda: Canonically uses he/they
🦐🦐🦐🦐🦐
Shrim
secret life Scar for the art requests? 👀
Here you go!!! Hope you like it :D
i made this months ago but forgot to actually post it for some reason LMFAO
...it was supposed to be a full piece with a background and everything, but for some reason i could NOT get the colors right for the live of me. Anyways, i gave up and forgot about it, which is probably why i haven't posted it yet-
What's that sheep looking at?
Secret santa for @flamingspud since she didn't get hers! Hope you like it :D
Game master Zedaph my beloved <22222
👊Pls rb my art👊
...or ill beat u up!!! Yk, i just needed a yellow emoji lol. Bc zed colors, yk.
IS THE ORE SNATCHER THE RETURN OF EVIL XISUMA?!??!??!?!??!?!
IS THAT AN OPTION?!? HAVE I CRACKED THE CODE!!?!?!??!!?!??!???
Silly chapter titles my beloved
Go check out my hermitcraft fic wolau! I prommi ill try to update soon…
This is complete propaganda for an Evil X fan discord server. Come join we’re silly and I’ve been here for a few hours and have already witnessed someone’s Evil Xisuma addiction getting worse :3