Docm - Blog Posts

Hiii you said you’d draw smth for ppl who vote evil x, could ya please draw me doc? Perhaps in a situation? Thank you!!

here you go :D hope ya like it! I had a looot of fun drawing this lmfao.

I made an animated version too, for funsies lmfao… wasn’t originally gona post that, but its too funny not to.

Hiii you said you’d draw smth for ppl who vote evil x, could ya please draw me doc? Perhaps in a situation? Thank you!!

here you go :D hope ya like it! I had a looot of fun drawing this lmfao.

I made an animated version too, for funsies lmfao… wasn’t originally gona post that, but its too funny not to.

A silly hermitcraft headcanon i have is that doc isn't actually a doctor, nor does he have any actual medical experience, but people just assumed he was bc of his name.

And over time he ended up in so many situations where he had to help ppl with stuff that he learned the necessary skills over time and now just pretends he IS an actual doctor

He's a goat AND a creeper. He's at LEAST 2/3rds furry.

ACCEPT YOUR FAITH OLD MAN

Every other week, doc will say something insane(-ly gay) and suddenly my entire dashboard will be flooded with rendoc, and i think that's hilarious.

Like, i rarely see rendoc on tumblr, but as SOON as i do, it almost always means something gay happened. Which ofc means the silly tumblr ppl are loosing their shit again /pos

Listen, i hate the new minecraft trailer as much as everyone else does.

However. They added furr to the creepers. FURR. Yk. Like fanartists do whenever they draw creeper hybrids (ex: doc or sam). Now listen, i know they didn't actually look at fanart for inspo... But the possibility of that happening is so fucking funny.

Also, that technically means furry creepers are just cannon now apparently. All those silly fanarts of fluffy doc? Canonically accurate now. Congrats to any fanartists who drew creepers this way, yall r blessed by Apollo apparently.

Im sorry but i genuinely think this is so fucking hilarious

(Or maybe im just sleep deprived, who cares)

Why. Why are all the hermits falling for iskalls appartement scam??? Like. What the fuck. I KNOW THEY R JUST PLAYING ALONG BUT???

The way iskall gives them this HORRIBLE deal, and then. He just adds on completely irrelevant "benefits" (like a balcony) until they just say yes to get him to go away. He just starts with such an outrageous deal, that even when he adds more and more to it its still practically the same as during the beginning. What the fuck. I love him.

I love how doc has committed literal war crimes during his time on hermitcraft, but the thing that gets him thrown into (air) jail is killing some random pig of all things.

Everytime i read a fic and doc says a german word I start screaming with joy. Especially if its a swearword.

Doc getting psychologically tortured on hermitcraft was not on my 2024 bingo card, but god is it funny

Adding more onto this:

Grian and scar didn't realize doc was ACTUALLY afraid of cats at first, they just left some in his base as a joke/threat. (similarly to the whole buttercup thing)

Once they realized he was unironically terrified of them, they stopped doing it, except for scar occasionally bringing jellie along for negotiations, as an "intimidation tactic"

Whenever Doc threatens them, Scar just holds out jellie as a warning. It usually works kwhekwhe

Oh my god you all don't understand how insane i am about doc being a creeper and thus probably being afraid of cats

@angelonasher

FIRSTLY, ajfoxships, YES GIMME ANY AND ALL FICS W/ THIS!!! PLSPLSPLSPLS-

Secondly, here's some of my head cannons which i will probably turn into a comic once i get the chance:

-scar and grian used jellie during season 9 when they destroyed docs tunnel bore. Doc was yelling at them and then scar just held out jelly towards him and doc was like *scared creeper noises* "...ok fine u can go BUT I WILL DESTROY UR ENTIRE BLOODLINE LATER-"

-the theme park jellie ears scar left doc as a gift during s9 after breaking the tunnel bore? Those weren't a gift, they were a threat

-one of the reasons doc asked ren for help is bc Grian Scar and Mumbo kept leaving cats in his base and docs thought process was "cats scare creeper, dogs scare cats -> time to ask the local furry for help"

-Ren scares away any and all cats that come close to doc by aggressively barking at them

-cleo added cats to her cafe(/bookstore) in s10, bc she knew doc wouldn't be able to retaliate after she stole her villagers if she had enough cats to scare him

-bdubs considered putting doc in a catjail as a punishment instead of airjail, but he realized last minute that that was just a wee bit too cruel

(also, Im quite busy w/ other art projects rn, so it might take a while till i post this, incase anyone wants to be tagged once its done just let me know!)

Oh my god you all don't understand how insane i am about doc being a creeper and thus probably being afraid of cats

Oh my god you all don't understand how insane i am about doc being a creeper and thus probably being afraid of cats

GUYS WAIT

Doc is gona be in air jail. For two weeks. Which means: HE CANT CATCH THE ORE SNATCHER!!!

hes literally been sleeping less to logg on and catch the ore smatcher, once he realized he can't guard his ore-

OH MY GOD THIS IS GONA BE HILARIOUS LMFAO

Am i surprised that Doc is fighting off the homophobes during pride month? Nahhh that's classic Doc behavior, but it IS rly fun to watch.

Did i, however, expect (c!)Doc to propose to (c!)Ren during Pride month? Wait what-

And did i expect Ren to just go along with it??? Yes, Ren is basically the personification of the improf "yes and-" at this point wkdhwkej

Day 14 and 16!! Doc and Wels :D