Notice: Not Only Do Your Friends Actually Like You, They Secretly Like You Twice As Much As They Let

Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

I keep on fucking up but at this point I've decided to vibe with my fuck ups. They're kinda cute once you get used to them. :D

Another commission for my babe, their ingame character (from Dofus) got a new outfit! Ain’t she cute? 

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

*approaching the four horsemen of the apocalypse* are you looking for a fifth

i can’t believe the first named author in written history is a sumerian princess who wrote gay love poems to a moon goddess………… we truly do all share one single brain cell and have always only had this single brain cell aslkdfjal

[Source: Borsuk, Amaranth. The Book. Cambridge, MA: The MIT Press, 2018.]

surely the conses wont quence

i wish i was one of those girls from classical mythology……. i could just turn into a cypress tree or a crystalline lake and be done with it

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired