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And then, suddenly, after the ache fades, someone is making you laugh so hard your sides hurt, and you apologize because you’re used to being “too much,” and they say they want you to be as much as you are— no more, no less. And you wonder how it was that you ever accepted anything else.

( waits for an image to load and its not even that good ) i dont know what to say. i hope we all die.

crazy they haven't come out with a diet version yet

How many times a day do you expertly, violently, accidentally, perfectly hit the grassy?

Buddy I sure wish I could tell you, but I have absolutely no fuckin idea what you’re talking about. Is this a weed thing? It sounds like a weed thing

I would intentionally and ferociously forsake every single known deity just to see his eyelashes glow in the sunlight, do you know that? But fuck, do I also want to gag on him, too

I’m crying this is so amazing 😭

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint