Latest Posts by giavpaprika - Page 2

finally, someone for tumblr

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pubby dinner ☝️

“oh I don’t smoke to get high” you listen to blink 182 bitch you just outed yourself

blink 182 is for people who don’t inhale their cigarettes

"Safe Abortion for All.

No Compromise - No Apology"

Print by Bum Lung Press

Honestly one of the main reasons to assume Luigi Mangione was framed by the NYPD is that the UHC shooter not only had no reason to carry around a manifesto, he had no reason to even write a manifesto. He said his piece loud and clear with the bullet casings and the monopoly money. Everyone understood it and the shooter knew that would be the case.

Cathee Dahmen in clown makeup, 1960s

hey comrade. i saw you making fun of that 60-year-old Trump supporter crying online because she's losing her house. that was so based, bro. it's so refreshing to meet someone who gets it. usually i only encounter fake ass socialists online who spend all day blabbing bout "material conditions" or whatever, but i've been listening to you celebrate and dance to the sound of people's suffering and i've come to the conclusion that all of those commies were dead wrong about you being just as much of a heartless piece of shit as the average conservative. haha by the way did you see that painting of Trump and Elon having sex? they sure are gay, huh? the resistance is really alive and well, isn't it? we're really going to be okay :)

"in the future, boys and girls will be next to impossible to tell apart. even in bed."

-- david byrne

i thought the femboy cafes were the greatest invention ever but this chinese lesbian bar 😭>>>>>

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

cardan and jude ♔

idk if i like this but whatever

this will also be available to buy on my inprnt so stay tuned 🫶🏻

(based on dolce&gabbana 2006 fall/winter collection cover by Steven Meisel)

characters by Holly Black

this is my roman empire.

imagine being a bird watching hot ones. you'd be like "wtf is 'hot sauce,' peppers don't do that" bc you don't have the neural receptors that cause a burning sensation if your tissues come in contact with capsaicin; you can stick your whole head in a ghost pepper no problem, so you'd think, wow these bald apes are full of shit they are faking a whole big physiological response to normal food for entertainment. weird. and then you'd be like wait, what are they eating? what are they eating?

reminders for today:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

To reiterate:

Trump's transphobic Executive Orders regarding healthcare and Federal documents are currently unenforceable and are not current actionable policy of the Federal government.

Do not despair.

Do not panic.

And most importantly: do not comply in advance.

Staying alive is a radical act as a trans person in Trump's America.

I wanna talk about the weird Holly Black Vampire Pandemic Book, please. Can I please just talk about the road trip with vampires and a weirdo guy, please? He was such a little weirdo and they tried to put him in skinny hot boy jeans and he was still so deeply freaky, I loved it. 

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

Roiben and Kaye by Frostbite Studios

This makes me so fucking happy 😭😭😭

The Holly Black faerie multiverse, commissioned piece for her Stolen Heir tour earlier this year. Can you name everyone in the picture?

I think you can still grab these prints here

Lovers of Elfhame by Frostbite Studios

How many times a day do you expertly, violently, accidentally, perfectly hit the grassy?

Buddy I sure wish I could tell you, but I have absolutely no fuckin idea what you’re talking about. Is this a weed thing? It sounds like a weed thing

Leonilda González (Uruguayan, 1923-2017) - Revolutionary Brides