No Cause After The First Few Posts I Saw About It I Went To The Tag To Figure Out What Was Going On And

whats uyor fucjing problem

You know what this is really insensitive to ask because I have a very complicated relationship with babies. At one point I was in fact a baby and I had a dog. That dog ran around a lot and at one point picked me up with its feral jowels and dragged me about my living room. The carpet was so rough against my soft little baby skin and gave me 👏PERMANENT👏SCARS👏 along my entire body. I look like someone took a panini press to my entire baby body. We ended up keeping the dog for a few more years but every day I could only quiver in fear for my soft baby skin because of that dog.

Think before you speak.

Mad asf bc I managed to dislocate my jaw and I didn’t do anything cool like get into a fight or suck dick I just slept weird :(

I spent the past 2 weeks in a feverish depressed state I haven’t felt since before I started medication and over the past few days that has been cured by the following (in no particular order):

1) Tomadachi for the switch being announced

2) The Crane Wives tour that I got tickets for

3) Hilson content on my dash (I’m not even that serious about House MD)

4) Seeing my friends :)

5) Will Wood and the Tapeworms Tour

6) Getting into my dream grad school with a partial scholarship

7) Visibly Queer Androgynous Baddie called me hot

Thank u that is all :)

I’ve dragged my dad to two (2) Will Wood concerts and now I get to drag his ass to a THIRD ONE????? RAAAAAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

HEEEEEESSSS BACKKKKK!!!

(Edit: The article got taken down :/ )

https://myglobalmind.com/2025/03/18/will-wood-teases-big-news-and-talks-creative-milestones-in-exclusive-mgm-interview/

Currently pissed at all my friends (you (probably) know who you are) because it wasn’t until I met them that I actually understood what missing a person was.

Genuinely can’t wait to see y’all this summer 🫶🫶🫶

New JFK conspiracy: the car shot him

Mutual One: Kutner

Mutual Two: Cameron (u know I’m right)

Mutual Three: Wilson

Mutual Four: Chase (trans chase truther either way idc)

Mutual Five: Thirteen

Mutual Six: Taub

Mutual Seven: House

Guy you followed because you like their art: Vogler

Mutual Eight: Foreman

Mutual Nine: Everyone else that works in PPTH

dash simulator

mutual 1: im going to kill myself tonight im not fucking joking

mutual 2: chappell roan music video gifset

mutual 3: highkey in love with oomf?

mutual 4: i think im transgener

mutual 5: what if will graham was a lesbian

mutual 6: look at this picture of my cat :-)

mutual 7: does anyone know where to get ketamine

guy you followed because you like their art: trump isn't that bad actually

mutual 8: uhhhh i just got evicted from my apartment and lost my job?

mutual 9: house md is kinda like gay porn if you think about it

So so so so excited to go back to work bc it means that I can go back to writing fanfiction on the corporate iPad when there aren’t customers in the store

Big neon sign over my head saying “please ask me about my summer plans” because I finally have some and I’m SO FUXKING EXCITED

(Anyways please ask I’m not joking)

hey i want to call you a slur does it break any of your boundaries

Go ahead Pookie :)