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Ayo House MD fans I need help w something
Lowkey thinking about writing a College AU where House and Wilson are professors and I cannot for the life of me figure out what I want them to be specialized in
I don’t wanna do any STEM majors cause I don’t know shit about that so I’m thinking somewhere in the humanities but I’m struggling to pick for them
Send help, ideas, and perchance a bullet to the head idk 🤷
brown eyes are made of dreams
can u drop the link to the rsl pinterest board pls.....
This isn’t like 100% RSL bc I wanted to just make a Pinterest board of sexy 90s men from the 90s but I think at least half of it is RSL so have fun :)
Fun fact! This is what happens when you spend 20+ minutes nonstop adding pictures of Robert Sean Leonard to a Pinterest board called GIMME ONE CHANCE:
My mind palace is a well-oiled yaoi machine
google show me this guy wet and whimpering
"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw
even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest
Season 9 - “The H Word”
I’m trying to queer up my parents’ favorite shows so I can be annoying but here’s a few I’m having trouble with send help:
1) NCIS (all I can think of is Abby and Kate but I need more)
2) Bones (this show is painfully heterosexual and also one of my favorites pls enlighten me)
3) Madame Secretary (yes there is a bi character I think but I’m talking about making two prominent characters have homosexual horny fag sex)
4) Dexter (I want to piss off my dad)
5) Royal Pains (my mom has rewatched this show like 6 times and I still don’t know what is going on or who anyone is)
All I’m asking for is a ship name or some kind of pairing and I will do my own research thank you and goodnight
Currently pissed at all my friends (you (probably) know who you are) because it wasn’t until I met them that I actually understood what missing a person was.
Genuinely can’t wait to see y’all this summer 🫶🫶🫶
Love when media will give a character a job that people usually structure entire shows/movies around (firefighter, doctor, lawyer, etc) but it is just so unessential to the plot and rarely brought up and is just a throwaway piece of info
Like yes ignore your job!!!! Slay queen!!!
Currently trying to use telepathy on my friends to get at least one of them to follow me over 700 miles to a new state when I move bc I’ll miss them and also bc trying to find a roommate while not being in the that city (let alone the state) is really hard and I don’t wanna :/
are you loud in bed?
you could say that
Sometimes in fanfic I find myself writing ships into the fic that I don’t agree with just bc it makes the plot juicier
Like I’ve never shipped Foreman and Chase but for my post series finale fic I’m working on where Foreman and Chase go find House and Wilson 5 years after the series finale— adding ForemanxChase to the plot to make them a foil to early Hilson (which House and Wilson recognize) makes the plot so much better
i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad
I haven’t kept up with the MCU since Moonknight and this is how I found out Bucky Barnes is a fucking senator or some shit I hate it here
i'm so glad i don't care about the mcu anymore because when i was 16 if bucky barnes became a politician it might've been the last straw in my miserable life
Transman Wilson has my soul no I’m not projecting you’re projecting
I am asking you all (boy kissers, sluts, film buffs) to help me do God’s work
Big writers block tip I learned that can be helpful but also super dangerous:
Write the scenes in whatever damn order you want and then eventually you’ll be done (or alternatively you’ll end up avoiding the One Scene that’s bothering you bc you already wrote everything else you wanted to write)
when i realize i have to write the scenes in order to get to the scenes i want to write
Currently making a list of male actors (specifically how they looked in the 90s) that I both want to dominate and also view as transition goals and the list is EMBARRASSING so obv I’m going to share it:
1) James Spader but specifically him in the movie Crash (this is a VERY new development)
2) Robert Sean Leonard (I swear this is NOT connected to my House MD hyperfixation trust me bro)
3) Thomas Gibson :)
4) Robin Williams in The Birdcage (his wardrobe and mustache are everything to me)
5) Richard Belzer (rip)
Pls rb with suggestions and ridicule
I love having the resources to print a 30 page full color packet at home without worrying about the financial repercussions but then not having a FUCKING STAPLER
There’s a metaphor here somewhere I’m sure of it
I see you tagged this post with Leroy Jethro Gibbs…that man is the opposite of bitchless (both in my head and in canon)
Watch ur mouth…
leave him alone that's my emotional support grumpy middle aged white man with a layered past and zero bitches who's also really good at his job
john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
“Run!” I cried, cryingly! “It’s Geoff the Killer!”
“That’s right,” The pale freak snarled, brandishing the Knife, “And I’m going to— wait did you just spell my name ‘Geoff’ what the hell is wrong with you”
Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information
i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now
literally insane to me that some bitch hasn’t wifey’ed me tf up yet. am i not hot enough (obviously i am), is my hair not silky enough (unlikely), are my eyes not big brown and wet enough (impossible), is my ass not fat enough (don’t make me laugh) so ?????
manifesting this year that some hot mf swoops in and pushes me against a wall (with love). bonus points if it’s a hot butch, mandatory that we get a little gay with it