I See You Tagged This Post With Leroy Jethro Gibbs…that Man Is The Opposite Of Bitchless (both In My

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Yes bc after House says “what do you want to do with your last five months” they definitely went inside and fucked nasty style

I dont make the rules

i genuinely believe house and wilson got together before the final scene of the show sorry guys my non canon ship is canon because i said so

The most intimate experience I’ve ever had with another person has got to be when my friend and I drove around for over an hour and she just patiently listened to my rant about House MD and Hilson even tho she had never watched it and it also wasn’t the type of media she engaged in. And half way through the drive she started constructing a playlist specifically of songs that were so Hilson coded “for inspiration” and once there were a few songs on the playlist we started taking turns explaining what exactly in the song FELT Hilson coded and it’s the closest I’ve felt to being understood

john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

YES YES YES THOSE TYPES ARE MY FAVORITE PRE CANON FICS

tell me ur fav hilson headcanons plsplspls i want to know. if you dont have any, invent some

i was born in the right era, i love dying my hair and listening to will wood and being a faggot

im about to kill myself. just say gay men rubbing crotches.

Fave headcanon has to be that House bailed Wilson out of jail cause he’s hot but then continued to be his friend out of respect

tell me ur fav hilson headcanons plsplspls i want to know. if you dont have any, invent some

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

Imagine if this were like those prankster jelly beans and the flavor isn’t something like strawberry or blue raspberry and instead it’s cum