I Feel Like Getting Shot Would Feel So Interesting For Two Seconds And Then It Would Probably Feel Bad

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

Look up “pretty boy” in the dictionary and it’s LITERALLY HIM

guys why is he so gender im gonna cry

Mad asf bc I managed to dislocate my jaw and I didn’t do anything cool like get into a fight or suck dick I just slept weird :(

get your life together gayboy

I find your post to be kinda silly mate. Might wanna…rethink that…before I……..

You know waht? Forget it 🙅🙅🙅

Ugh I think about trans house and Wilson so much

okok but trans house, forgot his t-shot and is very moody and know one knows why then they say a patient has a hormone imbalance and he’s like oh shit (i do this all the time to myself 🙄) but like everyone trying to figure out what’s wrong with him and maybe they don’t know he’s trans and goes to wilson to see if he can help out

THIS IS SO REAL. I feel like House would forget a LOT. Maybe he's too busy with a case, or just literally forgetting to remind himself so he goes a few days without it

He starts getting annoyed easily, or just snapping more often and the fellows are like .... Um? Yeah he can be a jerk sometimes but not for no reason !?

At first, one by one the fellows go to Wilson and kinda dance around the topic like "Yeah is there something going on? Is he OK?" And Wilson's just like "How am I supposed to know???" But the more of them come into his office with the same complaint, he's like Oh.... wait...........

So he shows up to House's office and House is there sitting at his desk and rubbing his temples like "What do you want??? I'm busy." And Wilson kinda just stares at him like,,,

"Did you forget your T shot again?" AND HOUSE LOOKS UP AT HIM AND HE'S LIKE OH MY GOD. WAIT.

I feel like Wilson usually ends up reminding him, bonus points if he's trans too and when he takes his shot he goes to House like "before you forget!!!"

(I want to write an actual fic for this so bad if you couldn't tell.)

dude..... not cool... don't you know that babies are our future? leave them alone

Babies are NOT our future. They are our history. Babies were actually invented by John S. Baby back in 1732. Before that people actually gave birth to fully grown adults and it was k-wording all of the women (and some of the men too). Then John S. Baby came along and went “hey, maybe make them smaller” and he did. Sure, Mr. Baby k-worded a lot of people in the process, but it was for the greater good of humanity.

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

Big writers block tip I learned that can be helpful but also super dangerous:

Write the scenes in whatever damn order you want and then eventually you’ll be done (or alternatively you’ll end up avoiding the One Scene that’s bothering you bc you already wrote everything else you wanted to write)

when i realize i have to write the scenes in order to get to the scenes i want to write

I'm so in love with how it turn out!!! 🩷🎤🎶🎵 The blush in Sonic's cheeks it's from the pink light, definitely, not from any gay reason .

AAAAAAAAHHHHH

hey bex! i'm writing hilson for your birthday rn hehe, as for requests... i've been thinking about house in drag lately... how about wilson seeing house at a pride event for the first time? how will he react? happy writing!!! love ya! <3

hi spark!! oh my god i am crying happy tears that you are writing hilson for my birthday event! thank you so so much hehe!

oh gosh this was such a good request asifjdasdfa. oh god i just had so much fun writing this! i loved loved loved this request because they deserve to be free and open and honest with who they are!! let them be proud of being gay (/general)! thank you for sending me such a fantastic prompt! i hope you like the drabble! love ya too!! <3333

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💬 3  🔁 1  ❤️ 2 · wilson thought he’d be safe coming to the parade. no one he worked with would show up here. sure, he knew everyone around h