A Wonderful Ao3 Author Note

I need to somehow incorporate polyamorous ducklings into at least one of the three Hilson WIPs I have going rn (two of them would arguably be difficult to work in due to the timeline)

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is

Went to a zine fest and took a picture of a bumper sticker that said “honk if you love old man yaoi” so I could show it to my friend and as I was trying to text her a picture of it SHE SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE BUMPER STICKER and the caption was “this you?”

hyperfixation so bad people associate it me with it

Queerbaiting also implies author intention and as I’ve said time and time again: nobody writes queer rep like authors that have no intention of doing so and are actually a little homophobic about the implications

i see a lot of people call hilson queerbait and i dont entirely disagree but…i also dont entirely agree either? yknow? like i think theres a LOT of subtext and implications to the point where its kinda just up for interpretation on what their relationship is like and whether its purely platonic, romantic, or even just some Secret Third Thing.

I think the show makes it abundantly clear, however, that its more than just a friendship. not that it means in necessarily romantic or anything, but it still runs deeper than like, the average perception of two friends. if that makes any sense.

overall idk i think calling hilson queerbait straight up is just Not entirely true and kind of undermines their relationship.

“People laying awake at night are either in love or BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!”

Bro what if I’m laying awake at night reading old men yaoi and thinking about the fact that I am in fact NOT asexual and actually just wish I had a dick????

WHAT THEN????

I'm so in love with how it turn out!!! 🩷🎤🎶🎵 The blush in Sonic's cheeks it's from the pink light, definitely, not from any gay reason .

look at these two characters…wouldn’t it be a shame if they…tenderly rested their foreheads together…

10000 years ago we were cats purring next to each other in a patch of sunlight. you dont remember but its fine

LIBERAL will wood

2econd 2ight 2QUEER (that was fun, goodbye)

the song with five GENDERS

LOVE IS LOVE, me normally

outliars and hypocrites: a fun fact about ASEXUALS

TRANSGENDER VISIBILITY day in vestal, ny (bones)

the MLM character

i/me/myself

against the SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE

becoming the LGBTQ+

LESBIAN'S angel (hurt people? hurt people?)

MS. capgras

10-4 6-up 5-oh cop-out pro-NOUNS

will wood and the TRANSGENDERS

Sometimes I forget that I’m perceived in a certain way by others

Was watching The Birdcage w my parents (who perceive me as either a straight cis woman or possibly a cis lesbian) and so I forget that saying shit like “goddamn I wish I looked like Robin Williams in this movie” or “lmao so me” whenever Nathan Lane does something faggy is going to get an unpleasant reaction

But also Armand is so fine and I wish I had that much queer swagger but god nerfed me by making me afab and also an incel

literally insane to me that some bitch hasn’t wifey’ed me tf up yet. am i not hot enough (obviously i am), is my hair not silky enough (unlikely), are my eyes not big brown and wet enough (impossible), is my ass not fat enough (don’t make me laugh) so ?????

manifesting this year that some hot mf swoops in and pushes me against a wall (with love). bonus points if it’s a hot butch, mandatory that we get a little gay with it