Sometimes I forget that I’m perceived in a certain way by others
Was watching The Birdcage w my parents (who perceive me as either a straight cis woman or possibly a cis lesbian) and so I forget that saying shit like “goddamn I wish I looked like Robin Williams in this movie” or “lmao so me” whenever Nathan Lane does something faggy is going to get an unpleasant reaction
But also Armand is so fine and I wish I had that much queer swagger but god nerfed me by making me afab and also an incel
Imagine if this were like those prankster jelly beans and the flavor isn’t something like strawberry or blue raspberry and instead it’s cum
whats uyor fucjing problem
You know what this is really insensitive to ask because I have a very complicated relationship with babies. At one point I was in fact a baby and I had a dog. That dog ran around a lot and at one point picked me up with its feral jowels and dragged me about my living room. The carpet was so rough against my soft little baby skin and gave me 👏PERMANENT👏SCARS👏 along my entire body. I look like someone took a panini press to my entire baby body. We ended up keeping the dog for a few more years but every day I could only quiver in fear for my soft baby skin because of that dog.
Think before you speak.
I haven’t kept up with the MCU since Moonknight and this is how I found out Bucky Barnes is a fucking senator or some shit I hate it here
i'm so glad i don't care about the mcu anymore because when i was 16 if bucky barnes became a politician it might've been the last straw in my miserable life
2econd 2ight 2QUEER (that was fun, goodbye)
the song with five GENDERS
LOVE IS LOVE, me normally
outliars and hypocrites: a fun fact about ASEXUALS
TRANSGENDER VISIBILITY day in vestal, ny (bones)
the MLM character
i/me/myself
against the SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE
becoming the LGBTQ+
LESBIAN'S angel (hurt people? hurt people?)
MS. capgras
10-4 6-up 5-oh cop-out pro-NOUNS
will wood and the TRANSGENDERS
My university does this thing called a “lavender graduation” which is just a small commencement ceremony for the queers on campus
And when I don’t socialize much I forget how visibly transgender and queer I am (even when I introduce myself as a cisgender woman)
Which led to me being really confused the past few days about why so many people, many who I didn’t know very well, either asked if I would be attending lavender graduation or they assumed I would be there and asked questions about the event
Like I know I have a mullet and glasses and a stupid sense of fashion but stop clocking me before I clock your shit with a car
i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now
a wonderful ao3 author note
even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest