Season 9 - “The H Word”

Either I am weak with exhaustion after 1.5 hours of sleep or it’s just that damn windy out

This test called me autistic (correct) and touch starved (also correct) and I DONT LIKE IT

where’s that personality test where you pick from different colors and then it reads your emotional state for complete filth

The concept of an actual public library in an actual city in the actual United States is mind boggling. Whoever started this account and maintains it is brave and I respect them 🫡🫡🫡

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information

Do it! Cut off that sinful hand bby grl!! Slay!

Hey Christians

What if I stuck my hand into a machine and it shreds it to pieces?

Lip balm is such a treat

I think my calling in life was actually to be a monk in the 10th century spending all of my free time writing a history book full of propaganda and misinformation and clearly mythological stories but instead I’m in the 21st century with most of human knowledge available at my fingertips and critical thinking training.

Then again the 21st century does have lip balm so. It’s not all bad.

So glad that tumblr doesn’t try to get you to add people based on who is in your contacts bc rn Snapchat keeps trying to get me to add my therapist

I’ve dragged my dad to two (2) Will Wood concerts and now I get to drag his ass to a THIRD ONE????? RAAAAAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

HEEEEEESSSS BACKKKKK!!!

(Edit: The article got taken down :/ )

https://myglobalmind.com/2025/03/18/will-wood-teases-big-news-and-talks-creative-milestones-in-exclusive-mgm-interview/

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun