Is That Your Phone In Your Pocket Or Are Yuo Penis Just Square And Flat And Full Of Information

its OK 2 B Ugly AF & get no Game

Gig, I need to know: thoughts on passwords?

PASSWORDS ARE FOR THE ILL AND THE DYING. I FIND THAT PEOPLE WHO STEAL PASSWORDS ARE AFRAID OF THOSE WITHOUT THEM BECAUSE THEY UNDERESTIMATE THE SHEER POWER OF MY COMPUTER. IT CAN SNIFF OUT A THIEF LIKE A DOG AFTER A SQUIRREL, TAKING THE THIEF’S “NIMBLE” FINGERS WITHIN ITS ELECTRICAL TENDRILS AND SNAPPING THEM IN TWO. I DO NOT NEED PASSWORDS. NEITHER DO YOU

womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

I’ve dragged my dad to two (2) Will Wood concerts and now I get to drag his ass to a THIRD ONE????? RAAAAAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

HEEEEEESSSS BACKKKKK!!!

(Edit: The article got taken down :/ )

https://myglobalmind.com/2025/03/18/will-wood-teases-big-news-and-talks-creative-milestones-in-exclusive-mgm-interview/

If people want to do self inserts in stories (OG or fanfic) you can’t just make them the protagonist or the love interest or the villain!!! (I mean you can but that’s too easy)

What you gotta do is make the self insert a silly little guy that pops up in the narrative arc like two-three times and fucks EVERYTHING up for the protagonist and co. It doesn’t have to be malicious, it could just be like an “oopsies accidentally ruined your plan my b” thing.

Cause if you really think about it, that’s the roll of the writer (you) in relationship to the narrative. Your job is to make your character’s life difficult in one way or another so that the story is interesting

PLUS if something (god forbid) is actually PUBLISHED, characters are gonna get cut anyways so the self insert needs to be just barely relevant enough to the plot that removing them would mess up the story arc

Fave headcanon has to be that House bailed Wilson out of jail cause he’s hot but then continued to be his friend out of respect

tell me ur fav hilson headcanons plsplspls i want to know. if you dont have any, invent some

Ayo House MD fans I need help w something

Lowkey thinking about writing a College AU where House and Wilson are professors and I cannot for the life of me figure out what I want them to be specialized in

I don’t wanna do any STEM majors cause I don’t know shit about that so I’m thinking somewhere in the humanities but I’m struggling to pick for them

Send help, ideas, and perchance a bullet to the head idk 🤷

The concept of an actual public library in an actual city in the actual United States is mind boggling. Whoever started this account and maintains it is brave and I respect them 🫡🫡🫡