Why Are Dudes In Fanfic Always Getting Hit With Freight Train Orgasms. Why Not An Orient Express Orgasm,

i hate james wilson i hate his fuckass stance and his stupid gay face and his faggot hair and his big brown doe eyes i hate that prettyboy i want him dead

I spent the past 2 weeks in a feverish depressed state I haven’t felt since before I started medication and over the past few days that has been cured by the following (in no particular order):

1) Tomadachi for the switch being announced

2) The Crane Wives tour that I got tickets for

3) Hilson content on my dash (I’m not even that serious about House MD)

4) Seeing my friends :)

5) Will Wood and the Tapeworms Tour

6) Getting into my dream grad school with a partial scholarship

7) Visibly Queer Androgynous Baddie called me hot

Thank u that is all :)

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

Did you know that if a baby ran 37 miles per hour it would outrun a dog?

hey say something nice to me

I need to somehow incorporate polyamorous ducklings into at least one of the three Hilson WIPs I have going rn (two of them would arguably be difficult to work in due to the timeline)

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is

I love having the resources to print a 30 page full color packet at home without worrying about the financial repercussions but then not having a FUCKING STAPLER

There’s a metaphor here somewhere I’m sure of it

Such a fuxkin mood bc I don’t know what the difference between enjoying an activity versus dreading it really is…the only way I can tell the difference is by whether or not I get a stomach ache

Wait wait WAIT

When y’all experience emotions- You are able to know how you are feeling based on an actual ‘feeling’?

It’s not just drawing from context clues?? because the way that I understood it was:

-I am doing an activity I enjoy, I am not experiencing any physical signs of distress, therefore I probably ‘feel’ happy-

But no? Emotional feelings are actual specific feelings? Separate from physicality?

“Identifiable through vibe alone” as my friend so eloquently describes it

I see you tagged this post with Leroy Jethro Gibbs…that man is the opposite of bitchless (both in my head and in canon)

Watch ur mouth…

leave him alone that's my emotional support grumpy middle aged white man with a layered past and zero bitches who's also really good at his job

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