Gig, I Need To Know: Thoughts On Passwords?

Happy Macklemore Sunday

sorry for my recent breakdown. do you still think i'm hot?

Sometimes in fanfic I find myself writing ships into the fic that I don’t agree with just bc it makes the plot juicier

Like I’ve never shipped Foreman and Chase but for my post series finale fic I’m working on where Foreman and Chase go find House and Wilson 5 years after the series finale— adding ForemanxChase to the plot to make them a foil to early Hilson (which House and Wilson recognize) makes the plot so much better

“Run!” I cried, cryingly! “It’s Geoff the Killer!”

“That’s right,” The pale freak snarled, brandishing the Knife, “And I’m going to— wait did you just spell my name ‘Geoff’ what the hell is wrong with you”

“People laying awake at night are either in love or BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!”

Bro what if I’m laying awake at night reading old men yaoi and thinking about the fact that I am in fact NOT asexual and actually just wish I had a dick????

WHAT THEN????

So glad that tumblr doesn’t try to get you to add people based on who is in your contacts bc rn Snapchat keeps trying to get me to add my therapist

I HATE YOU!!!!!!

You know who else hates people? Freddy Fazbear. And he, Freddy gicebear, and chica the chiken are like RAWR🦁 and bite you (C H O M P) and then Fessy The Chives go to 1987 and eat babies. The end :)

Fave headcanon has to be that House bailed Wilson out of jail cause he’s hot but then continued to be his friend out of respect

tell me ur fav hilson headcanons plsplspls i want to know. if you dont have any, invent some

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is