I HATE YOU!!!!!!

YES YES YES THOSE TYPES ARE MY FAVORITE PRE CANON FICS

tell me ur fav hilson headcanons plsplspls i want to know. if you dont have any, invent some

UPDATE: Thesis is submitted and I switched to writing self indulgent House MD fanfiction and I’ve written nearly 30k words of it

I have a project that determines if I graduate with honors due in 3(?) days and it isn’t finished but my brain decided to hyper focus on writing self indulgent SVU fanfiction which is funny because I haven’t actually engaged in writing for weeks but yesterday I wrote 5k words about a ship I didn’t even ship until I had a prophetic dream about it

I will not admit what the ship is unless someone asks (it is mlm if that helps or hinders you)

Currently making a list of male actors (specifically how they looked in the 90s) that I both want to dominate and also view as transition goals and the list is EMBARRASSING so obv I’m going to share it:

1) James Spader but specifically him in the movie Crash (this is a VERY new development)

2) Robert Sean Leonard (I swear this is NOT connected to my House MD hyperfixation trust me bro)

3) Thomas Gibson :)

4) Robin Williams in The Birdcage (his wardrobe and mustache are everything to me)

5) Richard Belzer (rip)

Pls rb with suggestions and ridicule

Nothing makes me feel like more of a NERD than the fact that I skipped a class today.

And I didn’t do it to do something fun like bum cigarettes off old men or vandalize my local big-chain grocery store.

I did it to STUDY and catch up on HOMEWORK.

Middle school me would be disappointed. High school me would have his third eye opened by the actions I have done on this day

So very randomly last April I was pulled into a little friend group and I’ve had to lie to the two other people in this group about having other friends to hang out with!!! Like lol I was/am a friendless loser so you two are it!!!

Like the other friends I’ve had I talk to like once every six months and don’t hang out with in person lol

Invited just those two goons to have dinner w me for my birthday and they seemed shocked it was just the two of them so I lied and said that my other friends and I were meeting up another day >:)

This is not Sad at all don’t say anything

YALL I GOTTA PUT YOU ON THIS HOUSE MD FIC CAUSE IM OBSESSED

I usually only engage with Hilson fics (which this one is not) but the plot is JUICY and the writing style is DELICIOUS and the way the narrative flows is HIGHLY CALCULATED! It only has like 123 views last time I check which is a CRIME

Anyways it’s a House MD x Dead Poets Society cross over which is all you should need to be 100% sold on it

Read it. Do it NOW. NOW!!!

Title: Thee Crossover Episode by HelioMuse

11k words, one chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64685467

in the 2000s you got called metrosexual just for wanting tuo fuck the underground,trains

I haven’t kept up with the MCU since Moonknight and this is how I found out Bucky Barnes is a fucking senator or some shit I hate it here

i'm so glad i don't care about the mcu anymore because when i was 16 if bucky barnes became a politician it might've been the last straw in my miserable life