So very randomly last April I was pulled into a little friend group and I’ve had to lie to the two other people in this group about having other friends to hang out with!!! Like lol I was/am a friendless loser so you two are it!!!
Like the other friends I’ve had I talk to like once every six months and don’t hang out with in person lol
Invited just those two goons to have dinner w me for my birthday and they seemed shocked it was just the two of them so I lied and said that my other friends and I were meeting up another day >:)
This is not Sad at all don’t say anything
I’m losing my mind
So I’ve been losing my goddamn mind lately and at first I thought it was really cringe and kept calling myself a “Taylor Swift fan but worse” but now I realize that I was simply Too Depressed as a 13 year old girl to queen out about things and now that I am a Slightly Less Depressed 22 year old man I am just…doing what I was supposed to do years ago
Season 9 - “The H Word”
Big neon sign over my head saying “please ask me about my summer plans” because I finally have some and I’m SO FUXKING EXCITED
(Anyways please ask I’m not joking)
AAAAAAAAHHHHH
hey bex! i'm writing hilson for your birthday rn hehe, as for requests... i've been thinking about house in drag lately... how about wilson seeing house at a pride event for the first time? how will he react? happy writing!!! love ya! <3
hi spark!! oh my god i am crying happy tears that you are writing hilson for my birthday event! thank you so so much hehe!
oh gosh this was such a good request asifjdasdfa. oh god i just had so much fun writing this! i loved loved loved this request because they deserve to be free and open and honest with who they are!! let them be proud of being gay (/general)! thank you for sending me such a fantastic prompt! i hope you like the drabble! love ya too!! <3333
Sometimes I sit in public staring off into the void thinking about my transphobic father
Other times, usually immediately after, I see shit like this and start laughing so hard I attract unwanted stares in the coffee shop:
It’s all about balance
Did you know that if a baby ran 35 miles per hour it would outrun a dog?
My woke™️ professor to a classroom of non English majors in a 3000 level English literature course:
A: Keep skimming! You’ll figure it out eventually, you cold reading ass.
Fave headcanon has to be that House bailed Wilson out of jail cause he’s hot but then continued to be his friend out of respect
tell me ur fav hilson headcanons plsplspls i want to know. if you dont have any, invent some
Y’all ever just wake up from a dead sleep, craving the need to craft and/or feel productive, then realize that because of the time of night there is nothing that can be done?
Then do y’all find some stickers, a fresh, still sealed notebook, AND a pen? All in the drawers of your nightstand?
Evil writing time >:)