Y’all Ever Just Wake Up From A Dead Sleep, Craving The Need To Craft And/or Feel Productive, Then Realize

Currently pissed at all my friends (you (probably) know who you are) because it wasn’t until I met them that I actually understood what missing a person was.

Genuinely can’t wait to see y’all this summer 🫶🫶🫶

Use tumblr like a diary, paper and ink costs money but going to your local library and using their internet is free

quit your job. you need to spend more time making posts that are a little too honest and personal & potentially embarassing yourself on tumblr

Being an ugly girl with a crush feels like being a sex offender

JOMPBPC 1/5/25 so funny

A pirates life for tea by Rebecca Thorne dedication page

“People laying awake at night are either in love or BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!”

Bro what if I’m laying awake at night reading old men yaoi and thinking about the fact that I am in fact NOT asexual and actually just wish I had a dick????

WHAT THEN????

“Run!” I cried, cryingly! “It’s Geoff the Killer!”

“That’s right,” The pale freak snarled, brandishing the Knife, “And I’m going to— wait did you just spell my name ‘Geoff’ what the hell is wrong with you”

I haven’t kept up with the MCU since Moonknight and this is how I found out Bucky Barnes is a fucking senator or some shit I hate it here

i'm so glad i don't care about the mcu anymore because when i was 16 if bucky barnes became a politician it might've been the last straw in my miserable life

I hate finding patterns in my own writing bc what do you MEAN I have 3 different WIPs with scenes where person A has an “oh. Oh” moment about being in love w person B while talking to a therapist????

And once something with that type of scene gets published (either on ao3 or professionally) I CAN’T USE IT ANYMORE

This is one of many examples of writing super hell

I am s o tired of trying to scroll past this stupid Hyundai advertisement because I see it every four posts and every time it tries to open a new tab in my safari so when I try to google the most efficient way to get my dog to stfu I am instead confronted with 27 tabs of the same Korean ad campaign

L EAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Baby no. Don’t say this. Don’t do this to me. :(