I hate finding patterns in my own writing bc what do you MEAN I have 3 different WIPs with scenes where person A has an “oh. Oh” moment about being in love w person B while talking to a therapist????
And once something with that type of scene gets published (either on ao3 or professionally) I CAN’T USE IT ANYMORE
This is one of many examples of writing super hell
john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
i hate james wilson i hate his fuckass stance and his stupid gay face and his faggot hair and his big brown doe eyes i hate that prettyboy i want him dead
I’m yearning. Someone sedate me pls
Me: *complaining about the loss of the muppets on a large scale*
Mom: *sends me a picture of a crochet hat that looks like a muppet*
Me: *starts crocheting puppets to fill a void in my heart*
I have a project that determines if I graduate with honors due in 3(?) days and it isn’t finished but my brain decided to hyper focus on writing self indulgent SVU fanfiction which is funny because I haven’t actually engaged in writing for weeks but yesterday I wrote 5k words about a ship I didn’t even ship until I had a prophetic dream about it
I will not admit what the ship is unless someone asks (it is mlm if that helps or hinders you)
Hey so like whoever put this ad on tumblr (which I’m pretty sure is not satire) is going to be skinned alive in 3-5 business days because what the Hell
This is a billion times worse than the Hyundai ad that keeps popping up on my feed that opens another tab in my safari every time I try to scroll past it
Whenever I get too obsessed with a show i literally start dreaming fake episodes and then have to wake up and check to see if it was a real episode or not
So when I was deep into 9-1-1 a few years ago (mostly for Buddie) I had a dream where Buck was having a panic attack or something and Eddie was holding him being like “you’re safe, you’re okay, I got you” or whatever and then Buck just like…kissed Eddie???? And then I woke up
But now with what I’ve been seeing online about the most recent episodes I feel like this is a plausible scenario????
Am I a prophet????
JOMPBPC 1/5/25 so funny
A pirates life for tea by Rebecca Thorne dedication page
YES YES YES THOSE TYPES ARE MY FAVORITE PRE CANON FICS
tell me ur fav hilson headcanons plsplspls i want to know. if you dont have any, invent some