Sometimes I Sit In Public Staring Off Into The Void Thinking About My Transphobic Father

"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

Big writers block tip I learned that can be helpful but also super dangerous:

Write the scenes in whatever damn order you want and then eventually you’ll be done (or alternatively you’ll end up avoiding the One Scene that’s bothering you bc you already wrote everything else you wanted to write)

when i realize i have to write the scenes in order to get to the scenes i want to write

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

its OK 2 B Ugly AF & get no Game

Me: *complaining about the loss of the muppets on a large scale*

Mom: *sends me a picture of a crochet hat that looks like a muppet*

Me: *starts crocheting puppets to fill a void in my heart*

hey i want to call you a slur does it break any of your boundaries

Go ahead Pookie :)

Imagine if this were like those prankster jelly beans and the flavor isn’t something like strawberry or blue raspberry and instead it’s cum

Being an ugly girl with a crush feels like being a sex offender

Sometimes I forget that I’m perceived in a certain way by others

Was watching The Birdcage w my parents (who perceive me as either a straight cis woman or possibly a cis lesbian) and so I forget that saying shit like “goddamn I wish I looked like Robin Williams in this movie” or “lmao so me” whenever Nathan Lane does something faggy is going to get an unpleasant reaction

But also Armand is so fine and I wish I had that much queer swagger but god nerfed me by making me afab and also an incel