I’m Losing My Mind

Me: *complaining about the loss of the muppets on a large scale*

Mom: *sends me a picture of a crochet hat that looks like a muppet*

Me: *starts crocheting puppets to fill a void in my heart*

I spent the past 2 weeks in a feverish depressed state I haven’t felt since before I started medication and over the past few days that has been cured by the following (in no particular order):

1) Tomadachi for the switch being announced

2) The Crane Wives tour that I got tickets for

3) Hilson content on my dash (I’m not even that serious about House MD)

4) Seeing my friends :)

5) Will Wood and the Tapeworms Tour

6) Getting into my dream grad school with a partial scholarship

7) Visibly Queer Androgynous Baddie called me hot

Thank u that is all :)

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it!!!

you are beautiful kind funny AND smart

it's frankly absurd.

Do it! Cut off that sinful hand bby grl!! Slay!

Hey Christians

What if I stuck my hand into a machine and it shreds it to pieces?

dash simulator

mutual 1: im going to kill myself tonight im not fucking joking

mutual 2: chappell roan music video gifset

mutual 3: highkey in love with oomf?

mutual 4: i think im transgener

mutual 5: what if will graham was a lesbian

mutual 6: look at this picture of my cat :-)

mutual 7: does anyone know where to get ketamine

guy you followed because you like their art: trump isn't that bad actually

mutual 8: uhhhh i just got evicted from my apartment and lost my job?

mutual 9: house md is kinda like gay porn if you think about it

in the 2000s you got called metrosexual just for wanting tuo fuck the underground,trains

So very randomly last April I was pulled into a little friend group and I’ve had to lie to the two other people in this group about having other friends to hang out with!!! Like lol I was/am a friendless loser so you two are it!!!

Like the other friends I’ve had I talk to like once every six months and don’t hang out with in person lol

Invited just those two goons to have dinner w me for my birthday and they seemed shocked it was just the two of them so I lied and said that my other friends and I were meeting up another day >:)

This is not Sad at all don’t say anything

YALL I GOTTA PUT YOU ON THIS HOUSE MD FIC CAUSE IM OBSESSED

I usually only engage with Hilson fics (which this one is not) but the plot is JUICY and the writing style is DELICIOUS and the way the narrative flows is HIGHLY CALCULATED! It only has like 123 views last time I check which is a CRIME

Anyways it’s a House MD x Dead Poets Society cross over which is all you should need to be 100% sold on it

Read it. Do it NOW. NOW!!!

Title: Thee Crossover Episode by HelioMuse

11k words, one chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64685467

can we hang out this weekend i want to emasculate you

Hype as hell bc I’m going to a writing conference this summer and I’ve never gone to one before so I thought I’d have to prepare a portfolio or something but this one explicitly says not to do that and that we are only working on new material written in the conference’s workshops and I love that for me