Dash Simulator

The concept of an actual public library in an actual city in the actual United States is mind boggling. Whoever started this account and maintains it is brave and I respect them 🫡🫡🫡

There are two wolves inside of you

One wants to make a 75 slide PowerPoint and just read off it word for word for two hours

The other wants to make 3 slides with points not addressed in an unhinged, nonlinear 2 hour yap sesh

You are a tenure college professor

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

I’m yearning. Someone sedate me pls

Yes bc after House says “what do you want to do with your last five months” they definitely went inside and fucked nasty style

I dont make the rules

i genuinely believe house and wilson got together before the final scene of the show sorry guys my non canon ship is canon because i said so

Queerbaiting also implies author intention and as I’ve said time and time again: nobody writes queer rep like authors that have no intention of doing so and are actually a little homophobic about the implications

i see a lot of people call hilson queerbait and i dont entirely disagree but…i also dont entirely agree either? yknow? like i think theres a LOT of subtext and implications to the point where its kinda just up for interpretation on what their relationship is like and whether its purely platonic, romantic, or even just some Secret Third Thing.

I think the show makes it abundantly clear, however, that its more than just a friendship. not that it means in necessarily romantic or anything, but it still runs deeper than like, the average perception of two friends. if that makes any sense.

overall idk i think calling hilson queerbait straight up is just Not entirely true and kind of undermines their relationship.

AAAAAAAAHHHHH

hey bex! i'm writing hilson for your birthday rn hehe, as for requests... i've been thinking about house in drag lately... how about wilson seeing house at a pride event for the first time? how will he react? happy writing!!! love ya! <3

hi spark!! oh my god i am crying happy tears that you are writing hilson for my birthday event! thank you so so much hehe!

oh gosh this was such a good request asifjdasdfa. oh god i just had so much fun writing this! i loved loved loved this request because they deserve to be free and open and honest with who they are!! let them be proud of being gay (/general)! thank you for sending me such a fantastic prompt! i hope you like the drabble! love ya too!! <3333

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My woke™️ professor to a classroom of non English majors in a 3000 level English literature course:

A: Keep skimming! You’ll figure it out eventually, you cold reading ass.

Since pro ai people don’t listen to the whole “ai is ruining creativity and critical thinking” I have come up with something (as a creative writing student):

“While the use of AI has some theoretically promising applications, because of what I want to do with my education I find it important to learn how to work through problems/projects/whatever using a bare-bones, unaided approach before implementing technology that, in theory, could help me. If I don’t know how to do (the thing that applies to your situation) without ai then ai wouldn’t actually help me in the long run”

Plus from a harsher standpoint: “how tf am I supposed to get a job in my field and actually know what’s going on if I use ai instead of applying critical thinking skills…my ass is gonna get fired a year in because fundamental parts of my education have been replaced by using ai to find the answers for me”

Hope this helps (genuine)

im soon gonna start a new class with a professor ive already had whom i know is pro ai and actively uses it. when i tell her i don't want her to include ai in my education ik she's gonna ask why and i know why but i need some actual structured arguments that'll sound good to a university professor and not just me screaming in her face for ten minutes so please help a gal out. she would've told me to ask ai for this but i will never and instead venture to mankind's most reliable source: strangers on the internet

This test called me autistic (correct) and touch starved (also correct) and I DONT LIKE IT

where’s that personality test where you pick from different colors and then it reads your emotional state for complete filth