There are two wolves inside of you
One wants to make a 75 slide PowerPoint and just read off it word for word for two hours
The other wants to make 3 slides with points not addressed in an unhinged, nonlinear 2 hour yap sesh
You are a tenure college professor
Things to say when you’re staring at your reflection number 396:
*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that
Hi!! Real fan of your blog!! I have a question for you: cologne or sprite?
Neither. I don’t drink anything. Only solids for this big boy!
Had to make a playlist about Pride and Prejudice instead of writing an essay (yay) and this is what I came up with:
Fair by The Amazing Devil
Mad Dog by The Crane Wives
No Children - Ska by Sad Snack (a ska cover of No Children by The Mountain Goats)
The Hand That Feeds by The Crane Wives
Rule #4 - Fish in a Birdcage by Fish in a Birdcage
Tongues & Teeth by The Crane Wives
When Somebody Needs You (Song) by Will Wood
WHAT LOVE? by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
What Do You Want from Me Tonight? By Sidney Gish
I Listened by Apes of the State
Love, Me Normally by Will Wood
Hold It In by Jukebox the Ghost
On one hand I am so excited about this assignment but on the other hand I feel bad bc my professor literally teaches at OXFORD and I’m forcing her to listen to Will Wood
…
(My top 5 on Spotify has been the same the past 3 years)
I feel the need to elaborate slightly
Polyamorous og ducklings being stable and normal is hilarious bc why is it that after working together for a few years they are able to be in a decent relationship but House and Wilson can’t manage to figure out their own emotions after knowing each other for over a decade
(Bc polyamorous OG ducklings implies that the fic takes place in an early season)
Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is
I am asking you all (boy kissers, sluts, film buffs) to help me do God’s work
New greeting unlocked
Only way to get his attention these days
today im thinking about my many many desires. no i wont be communicating them you stupud fuckinggggg idiot
can u drop the link to the rsl pinterest board pls.....
This isn’t like 100% RSL bc I wanted to just make a Pinterest board of sexy 90s men from the 90s but I think at least half of it is RSL so have fun :)
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