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Today in class we were watching a historical drama and there was a cut away to a garden filled with bees and it reminded me of when I was a kid and on some days we couldn’t mow the lawn because of the ground bees but now my bee garden that I’ve had the last several years is usually bee free and now my head hurts remembering this memory again

I'm so in love with how it turn out!!! 🩷🎤🎶🎵 The blush in Sonic's cheeks it's from the pink light, definitely, not from any gay reason .

can we hang out this weekend i want to emasculate you

Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information

Sometimes I sit in public staring off into the void thinking about my transphobic father

Other times, usually immediately after, I see shit like this and start laughing so hard I attract unwanted stares in the coffee shop:

It’s all about balance

Guys I’m really enjoying getting back into fanfiction but if I keep seeing fics that are unbelievably canon compliant and painstakingly follow plot timelines down to the episode WITH THE ONLY FANON THING BEING A SHIP and it’s tagged as an AU I am going to start cyber bullying

My university does this thing called a “lavender graduation” which is just a small commencement ceremony for the queers on campus

And when I don’t socialize much I forget how visibly transgender and queer I am (even when I introduce myself as a cisgender woman)

Which led to me being really confused the past few days about why so many people, many who I didn’t know very well, either asked if I would be attending lavender graduation or they assumed I would be there and asked questions about the event

Like I know I have a mullet and glasses and a stupid sense of fashion but stop clocking me before I clock your shit with a car

is that a hard boiled egg in your back pocket or is your penis just round and on the wrong side

Gods strongest soldier (me) explaining why it’s actually cool and sexy for me to be reading fanfiction on the corporate iPad

you know you're good at your job when every single person tells you "thank god you're back"

Being queer means that the only time I’ve ever felt good about myself in photos is when I dressed up as a clown for my sister’s photography assignment where my clownsona (Gigatron AKA Giggles AKA Trap K$ng G) climbs the clown corporate ladder to become clown of the month

I use this photo every time I have to use a photo of myself for something (including a name placard for a research conference) and I have no regrets