Gods Strongest Soldier (me) Explaining Why It’s Actually Cool And Sexy For Me To Be Reading Fanfiction

"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

Hi!! Real fan of your blog!! I have a question for you: cologne or sprite?

Neither. I don’t drink anything. Only solids for this big boy!

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

Yes bc after House says “what do you want to do with your last five months” they definitely went inside and fucked nasty style

I dont make the rules

i genuinely believe house and wilson got together before the final scene of the show sorry guys my non canon ship is canon because i said so

Sometimes I want to be stuck in a homoerotic relationship like (insert popular MLM ship here) but then I remember how easily I fold for people that I’m not even into like that so I think whoever else I’m in the homoerotic relationship with could ruin my life and I’d do it for a forehead kiss

AAAAAAAAHHHHH

hey bex! i'm writing hilson for your birthday rn hehe, as for requests... i've been thinking about house in drag lately... how about wilson seeing house at a pride event for the first time? how will he react? happy writing!!! love ya! <3

hi spark!! oh my god i am crying happy tears that you are writing hilson for my birthday event! thank you so so much hehe!

oh gosh this was such a good request asifjdasdfa. oh god i just had so much fun writing this! i loved loved loved this request because they deserve to be free and open and honest with who they are!! let them be proud of being gay (/general)! thank you for sending me such a fantastic prompt! i hope you like the drabble! love ya too!! <3333

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💬 3  🔁 1  ❤️ 2 · wilson thought he’d be safe coming to the parade. no one he worked with would show up here. sure, he knew everyone around h

So glad that tumblr doesn’t try to get you to add people based on who is in your contacts bc rn Snapchat keeps trying to get me to add my therapist

in the 2000s you got called metrosexual just for wanting tuo fuck the underground,trains

Being queer means that the only time I’ve ever felt good about myself in photos is when I dressed up as a clown for my sister’s photography assignment where my clownsona (Gigatron AKA Giggles AKA Trap K$ng G) climbs the clown corporate ladder to become clown of the month

I use this photo every time I have to use a photo of myself for something (including a name placard for a research conference) and I have no regrets

Yes I know some people are tired of the MLM movies (most likely written by straight people) about an older man meeting a younger, confident queer guy that’s kind of openly a slut even tho it usually is in a setting where the younger guy Shouldn’t be a slut and the older man starts having Gay Thoughts for the “first” time and then they have an affair which almost always has a tragic twist to it. Yes it’s overdone and there are a million other situations you can put gay people in and it’s also okay to let them be happy

BUT I DEVOUR THESE PLOTS EVERY TIME

It is cool and fun to see a *canon* version of the yearning I read online!!! Yes PLEASE I need to see them make eye contact for too long and the repressed man’s breathing stop cold. They need to almost kiss at LEAST three times and be interrupted by circumstances beyond their control!!! It’s not about the voyeuristic nature of watching them get it on, I couldn’t care less about that. I like the wet look in their eyes when they realize how little time they have with each other and that it’s slipping through their fingers faster than they thought.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

I’m very normal about this, your honor