I Feel The Need To Elaborate Slightly

Still thinking about the Hilson fic I read where at one point Wilson puts his hand on House’s knee and leaves it there for awhile and House couldn’t stop thinking about it and then I read “following the knee incident (5 dead, 17 injured)” and lost my damn mind

Yes that line is very much a tumblrism but I also feel like House would think that if he was having a crisis bc ofc he’d have to hide the crisis behind dark humor

God I love (sometimes) mischaracterizing these middle aged men

Being an ugly girl with a crush feels like being a sex offender

Fave headcanon has to be that House bailed Wilson out of jail cause he’s hot but then continued to be his friend out of respect

tell me ur fav hilson headcanons plsplspls i want to know. if you dont have any, invent some

Had to make a playlist about Pride and Prejudice instead of writing an essay (yay) and this is what I came up with:

Fair by The Amazing Devil

Mad Dog by The Crane Wives

No Children - Ska by Sad Snack (a ska cover of No Children by The Mountain Goats)

The Hand That Feeds by The Crane Wives

Rule #4 - Fish in a Birdcage by Fish in a Birdcage

Tongues & Teeth by The Crane Wives

When Somebody Needs You (Song) by Will Wood

WHAT LOVE? by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

What Do You Want from Me Tonight? By Sidney Gish

I Listened by Apes of the State

Love, Me Normally by Will Wood

Hold It In by Jukebox the Ghost

On one hand I am so excited about this assignment but on the other hand I feel bad bc my professor literally teaches at OXFORD and I’m forcing her to listen to Will Wood

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(My top 5 on Spotify has been the same the past 3 years)

I hate finding patterns in my own writing bc what do you MEAN I have 3 different WIPs with scenes where person A has an “oh. Oh” moment about being in love w person B while talking to a therapist????

And once something with that type of scene gets published (either on ao3 or professionally) I CAN’T USE IT ANYMORE

This is one of many examples of writing super hell

Lip balm is such a treat

I think my calling in life was actually to be a monk in the 10th century spending all of my free time writing a history book full of propaganda and misinformation and clearly mythological stories but instead I’m in the 21st century with most of human knowledge available at my fingertips and critical thinking training.

Then again the 21st century does have lip balm so. It’s not all bad.

I know absolutely fuck all nothing about severance but “cocky want boing boing” is so fucking diabolical combined with the selfie

Killing myself is not enough

House at Wilson

whatever MY special interest is my wife #mywife

I love having the resources to print a 30 page full color packet at home without worrying about the financial repercussions but then not having a FUCKING STAPLER

There’s a metaphor here somewhere I’m sure of it