The Concept Of An Actual Public Library In An Actual City In The Actual United States Is Mind Boggling.

Currently making a list of male actors (specifically how they looked in the 90s) that I both want to dominate and also view as transition goals and the list is EMBARRASSING so obv I’m going to share it:

1) James Spader but specifically him in the movie Crash (this is a VERY new development)

2) Robert Sean Leonard (I swear this is NOT connected to my House MD hyperfixation trust me bro)

3) Thomas Gibson :)

4) Robin Williams in The Birdcage (his wardrobe and mustache are everything to me)

5) Richard Belzer (rip)

Pls rb with suggestions and ridicule

My mind palace is a well-oiled yaoi machine

I know absolutely fuck all nothing about severance but “cocky want boing boing” is so fucking diabolical combined with the selfie

Killing myself is not enough

Putting “student” as your job on forms is just another way of saying you are not only currently unemployed, but will continue to be unemployed in the future

there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects

dash simulator

mutual 1: im going to kill myself tonight im not fucking joking

mutual 2: chappell roan music video gifset

mutual 3: highkey in love with oomf?

mutual 4: i think im transgener

mutual 5: what if will graham was a lesbian

mutual 6: look at this picture of my cat :-)

mutual 7: does anyone know where to get ketamine

guy you followed because you like their art: trump isn't that bad actually

mutual 8: uhhhh i just got evicted from my apartment and lost my job?

mutual 9: house md is kinda like gay porn if you think about it

This test called me autistic (correct) and touch starved (also correct) and I DONT LIKE IT

where’s that personality test where you pick from different colors and then it reads your emotional state for complete filth

There are two wolves inside of you

One wants to make a 75 slide PowerPoint and just read off it word for word for two hours

The other wants to make 3 slides with points not addressed in an unhinged, nonlinear 2 hour yap sesh

You are a tenure college professor

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