Putting “student” as your job on forms is just another way of saying you are not only currently unemployed, but will continue to be unemployed in the future
Went to a zine fest and took a picture of a bumper sticker that said “honk if you love old man yaoi” so I could show it to my friend and as I was trying to text her a picture of it SHE SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE BUMPER STICKER and the caption was “this you?”
hyperfixation so bad people associate it me with it
Had to make a playlist about Pride and Prejudice instead of writing an essay (yay) and this is what I came up with:
Fair by The Amazing Devil
Mad Dog by The Crane Wives
No Children - Ska by Sad Snack (a ska cover of No Children by The Mountain Goats)
The Hand That Feeds by The Crane Wives
Rule #4 - Fish in a Birdcage by Fish in a Birdcage
Tongues & Teeth by The Crane Wives
When Somebody Needs You (Song) by Will Wood
WHAT LOVE? by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
What Do You Want from Me Tonight? By Sidney Gish
I Listened by Apes of the State
Love, Me Normally by Will Wood
Hold It In by Jukebox the Ghost
On one hand I am so excited about this assignment but on the other hand I feel bad bc my professor literally teaches at OXFORD and I’m forcing her to listen to Will Wood
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(My top 5 on Spotify has been the same the past 3 years)
Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information
Trying to talk to my mom about the fact that I have bipolar disorder and am still coming off a manic episode and an example I used to try and show her that I am currently Not Feeling Normal is that I went from being a cunt that needs a nap if I don’t get at least 10 hours of sleep to being wired and completely fine after spending 2.5 weeks only getting 4 hours or less of sleep per night
She deadass looked into my autistic eyes and said that’s because my iron levels are (theoretically) leveling out after several years of dealing an bad iron deficiency “so now I have the energy of a normal person”
This feels like when a person comes out as bisexual or nonbinary and their parent is like “well everyone feels that way, you’re not queer”
I love having the resources to print a 30 page full color packet at home without worrying about the financial repercussions but then not having a FUCKING STAPLER
There’s a metaphor here somewhere I’m sure of it
in the 2000s you got called metrosexual just for wanting tuo fuck the underground,trains
My mind palace is a well-oiled yaoi machine
hey so fuck you actually, i know you hate youself and stuff but i’m actually in love with you and everything will feel better if i kiss you on the lips
source: trust me bro
can we hang out this weekend i want to emasculate you
google show me this guy wet and whimpering