Womb Tattoo On Forehead Because Mind Pregnate With Ideas

I have a project that determines if I graduate with honors due in 3(?) days and it isn’t finished but my brain decided to hyper focus on writing self indulgent SVU fanfiction which is funny because I haven’t actually engaged in writing for weeks but yesterday I wrote 5k words about a ship I didn’t even ship until I had a prophetic dream about it

I will not admit what the ship is unless someone asks (it is mlm if that helps or hinders you)

sorry for my recent breakdown. do you still think i'm hot?

Happy Macklemore Sunday

I’m trying to queer up my parents’ favorite shows so I can be annoying but here’s a few I’m having trouble with send help:

1) NCIS (all I can think of is Abby and Kate but I need more)

2) Bones (this show is painfully heterosexual and also one of my favorites pls enlighten me)

3) Madame Secretary (yes there is a bi character I think but I’m talking about making two prominent characters have homosexual horny fag sex)

4) Dexter (I want to piss off my dad)

5) Royal Pains (my mom has rewatched this show like 6 times and I still don’t know what is going on or who anyone is)

All I’m asking for is a ship name or some kind of pairing and I will do my own research thank you and goodnight

dash simulator

mutual 1: im going to kill myself tonight im not fucking joking

mutual 2: chappell roan music video gifset

mutual 3: highkey in love with oomf?

mutual 4: i think im transgener

mutual 5: what if will graham was a lesbian

mutual 6: look at this picture of my cat :-)

mutual 7: does anyone know where to get ketamine

guy you followed because you like their art: trump isn't that bad actually

mutual 8: uhhhh i just got evicted from my apartment and lost my job?

mutual 9: house md is kinda like gay porn if you think about it

YALL I GOTTA PUT YOU ON THIS HOUSE MD FIC CAUSE IM OBSESSED

I usually only engage with Hilson fics (which this one is not) but the plot is JUICY and the writing style is DELICIOUS and the way the narrative flows is HIGHLY CALCULATED! It only has like 123 views last time I check which is a CRIME

Anyways it’s a House MD x Dead Poets Society cross over which is all you should need to be 100% sold on it

Read it. Do it NOW. NOW!!!

Title: Thee Crossover Episode by HelioMuse

11k words, one chapter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64685467

"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

I saw Will Wood live and he admitted to being disappointed by smut written about him bc they described his dick as “just okay” or some shit like that

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

Final essay in my fan fiction class for the Pride and Prejudice unit was about examining the Pride and Prejudice fan fiction we’ve interacted with and deciding what elements of the origin text and the subsequent fan fiction we would want to “love, marry, or kill” in relation to our own hypothetical fan fiction

(and of course how we would use our work and knowledge of other works to develop social commentary bc most fan fiction makes social commentary on some level)

So I thought a contemporary version of Pride and Prejudice that follows the plot of the origin text but Mr. Darcy is a woman (so we get lesbians) and Mr. Bingley is a really terrible wingman and part of the plot hinges on Mrs. Bennett constantly trying to set Elizabeth up with men bc it would make the family look better in some way but Mr. Bennett is like “have you seen our daughter??? She is so gay you can’t keep doing this”

(which is how we still get conflict related to Mr. Collins and Wickham, who I think I would also make a woman cause it’d be funny)

But anyways I think this would be fun bc a lot of Pride and Prejudice’s conflict comes from societal expectations and stupid unspoken social rules so in a contemporary setting making it really queer would be a good way to uphold this type of conflict without it feeling weirdly outdated

Also toxic yuri :)