Either I Am Weak With Exhaustion After 1.5 Hours Of Sleep Or It’s Just That Damn Windy Out

FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Baby no. Don’t say this. Don’t do this to me. :(

"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw

The concept of an actual public library in an actual city in the actual United States is mind boggling. Whoever started this account and maintains it is brave and I respect them 🫡🫡🫡

Did you know that if a baby ran 35 miles per hour it would outrun a dog?

Sugar Pills by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME is so Gregory House coded send post

Gods strongest soldier (me) explaining why it’s actually cool and sexy for me to be reading fanfiction on the corporate iPad

you know you're good at your job when every single person tells you "thank god you're back"

I’ve dragged my dad to two (2) Will Wood concerts and now I get to drag his ass to a THIRD ONE????? RAAAAAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

HEEEEEESSSS BACKKKKK!!!

(Edit: The article got taken down :/ )

https://myglobalmind.com/2025/03/18/will-wood-teases-big-news-and-talks-creative-milestones-in-exclusive-mgm-interview/

Still thinking about the Hilson fic I read where at one point Wilson puts his hand on House’s knee and leaves it there for awhile and House couldn’t stop thinking about it and then I read “following the knee incident (5 dead, 17 injured)” and lost my damn mind

Yes that line is very much a tumblrism but I also feel like House would think that if he was having a crisis bc ofc he’d have to hide the crisis behind dark humor

God I love (sometimes) mischaracterizing these middle aged men

Algorithms are funny to me bc I liked ONE (☝️) House MD post and suddenly my feed is flooded with them but I do my damndest to scroll quickly past every self absorbed fanfiction writer and there’s still SO MANY OF THEM on my screen I hate it here

Transman Wilson has my soul no I’m not projecting you’re projecting