Currently Trying To Use Telepathy On My Friends To Get At Least One Of Them To Follow Me Over 700 Miles

House at Wilson

whatever MY special interest is my wife #mywife

I feel the need to elaborate slightly

Polyamorous og ducklings being stable and normal is hilarious bc why is it that after working together for a few years they are able to be in a decent relationship but House and Wilson can’t manage to figure out their own emotions after knowing each other for over a decade

(Bc polyamorous OG ducklings implies that the fic takes place in an early season)

Very much into hilson fanfics where the og ducklings are just casually in a polyamorous relationship in the background bc it shows how completely fucked up hilson is

Me: *complaining about the loss of the muppets on a large scale*

Mom: *sends me a picture of a crochet hat that looks like a muppet*

Me: *starts crocheting puppets to fill a void in my heart*

Do it! Cut off that sinful hand bby grl!! Slay!

Hey Christians

What if I stuck my hand into a machine and it shreds it to pieces?

can we hang out this weekend i want to emasculate you

hey i want to call you a slur does it break any of your boundaries

Go ahead Pookie :)

My university does this thing called a “lavender graduation” which is just a small commencement ceremony for the queers on campus

And when I don’t socialize much I forget how visibly transgender and queer I am (even when I introduce myself as a cisgender woman)

Which led to me being really confused the past few days about why so many people, many who I didn’t know very well, either asked if I would be attending lavender graduation or they assumed I would be there and asked questions about the event

Like I know I have a mullet and glasses and a stupid sense of fashion but stop clocking me before I clock your shit with a car

So very randomly last April I was pulled into a little friend group and I’ve had to lie to the two other people in this group about having other friends to hang out with!!! Like lol I was/am a friendless loser so you two are it!!!

Like the other friends I’ve had I talk to like once every six months and don’t hang out with in person lol

Invited just those two goons to have dinner w me for my birthday and they seemed shocked it was just the two of them so I lied and said that my other friends and I were meeting up another day >:)

This is not Sad at all don’t say anything

Yes bc after House says “what do you want to do with your last five months” they definitely went inside and fucked nasty style

I dont make the rules

i genuinely believe house and wilson got together before the final scene of the show sorry guys my non canon ship is canon because i said so

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them