You Are A Bartender. A Creepy Posh Guy Dressed As Some Kind Of Dracula Walks In Demanding A Fancy French

Character so good one half of the fandom thinks they’re ftm and the other thinks they’re mtf

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

This week’s Doctor Who was like when my 4 year old begs me to play Barbies and I finally agree but she only lets me play with the two Ken dolls while she hogs all the other barbies. So I’m annoyed already. She launches into some crazy story that only she knows the details of cause she is 4. While she is going on about a ball and bird aliens or whatever, I am just sitting there with the Kens, making them talk about nothing, like she is the one who wanted me to play and now she has forgotten I’m even here. If I leave though, she will cry so I just do my thing. But then I start getting too into it, fleshing out Ken 1 and Ken 2’s backstories and why they’re at the Barbie ball etc. They’re connecting. They’ve never felt this way before. And all of a sudden, just as Ken 1 is about to confess his love, my daughter grabs Ken 2 and tosses him in a bucket, saying “oh no! The bad birds sent Ken to space!” And she is laughing. And I am in shock. Ken 1 is crying. Ken 2 is gone?? The baby monitor goes off, my real life baby is awake and needs a bottle. Real life daughter is done with barbies and ready for a snack. What am I doing. I will find you Ken 2, I will find you and we’ll travel across the stars.

i did this at 3 am

“The last of the time lords” “the most dangerous prime minister” repeat those phrases one more time and the Master is going to climb out of the damn tooth

Men with a little social power and fame try not to commit heinous crimes against women challenge

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

HEYYYYYYY I ramble a lot about doctor who but sometimes I actually make something off all the rambling, SO !!! here’s my headcanons about the “alien” form of time lords, using theta and koschei as examples cause I never miss an opportunity to draw them. I know I misspelled koschei in the post, ignore it

God he’s so fine

Also I just realised he’s LOOKING AT ROGUES RING?!

rory williams is the type of man to wear this to sleep every night and walk through the dark hallways with a candlestick when he hears a noise and say “who goes there!”