This Week’s Doctor Who Was Like When My 4 Year Old Begs Me To Play Barbies And I Finally Agree But

This week’s Doctor Who was like when my 4 year old begs me to play Barbies and I finally agree but she only lets me play with the two Ken dolls while she hogs all the other barbies. So I’m annoyed already. She launches into some crazy story that only she knows the details of cause she is 4. While she is going on about a ball and bird aliens or whatever, I am just sitting there with the Kens, making them talk about nothing, like she is the one who wanted me to play and now she has forgotten I’m even here. If I leave though, she will cry so I just do my thing. But then I start getting too into it, fleshing out Ken 1 and Ken 2’s backstories and why they’re at the Barbie ball etc. They’re connecting. They’ve never felt this way before. And all of a sudden, just as Ken 1 is about to confess his love, my daughter grabs Ken 2 and tosses him in a bucket, saying “oh no! The bad birds sent Ken to space!” And she is laughing. And I am in shock. Ken 1 is crying. Ken 2 is gone?? The baby monitor goes off, my real life baby is awake and needs a bottle. Real life daughter is done with barbies and ready for a snack. What am I doing. I will find you Ken 2, I will find you and we’ll travel across the stars.

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10 months ago

Ok, so I was looking for a Doctor Who comic to read online because I'm a pirate and I found this cover that oh my god.

Ok, So I Was Looking For A Doctor Who Comic To Read Online Because I'm A Pirate And I Found This Cover

They did it before the Barbie movie

10 months ago

take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

6 months ago

i lied i dont actually like sex put your clothes back on we're going to go through the entire thoschei timeline and talk about what each incarnation represents in their history and how they all relate back to the master audio where theta killed torvic and sold the masters fate so that they could be the doctor


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10 months ago

i did this at 3 am

5 months ago

I know I've talked about this before, but I love the idea of the doctor and the master regenerating together in mysterious circumstances, and having the audience be kept in the dark about which one's which for an episode or three

10 months ago

i love it when the doctor goes all time lord victorious. like yes, girl, self-destruct! cross every line in the sand, every rule you've ever set for yourself! restitch the fabric of the universe and pull the threads of time tight—make them bunch at the corners and break! tear the world apart and stand in the ruins unflinching <3333

5 months ago

I see a lot of ‘cis’ women say they wish they were androgynous in the way men were or they wish they were pretty in the way men were. This is your sign to go try to do that. You may find you enjoy being an androgynous woman. You may find you no longer identify as a woman. You may find you don’t like androgyny. You will not know until you try. Cut your hair if you’ve always wanted to but have been afraid to. Shop in the men’s section if you’ve been too nervous to. Wear clothing with an androgynous  silhouette. Experiment with binding, take baby steps with compression bras if you want. Wear unisex scents. Live life. Try things you want to try. A lot of cis women do not understand the joys of mens pants and mens deodorant. I think everyone should try both of those things.

10 months ago

can’t believe it’s now canon that the doctor just has a robot version of the master that contains his consciousness living in the tardis. for Reasons.

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