Am I The Only One Who Likes To Shove The Shalkaverse Doctor In Between John Hurt And Christopher Eccleston?

ily bill i miss you come back

I don’t know how many of you listened to the new doctor who short story from big finish (war stories, the Paul spragg 2024 winner) but I was driving while listening to it and there’s a part where bill potts sees the 9th doctor and says he looks like a lesbian she had a crush on, and I laughed so hard I almost crashed.

you are a bartender. a creepy posh guy dressed as some kind of dracula walks in demanding a fancy french wine. he stalks your address and follows you to your flat. with no explanation tells you to run. insults your boyfriend. blows up your house. leaves

“What can you write about the Doctor that celebrates his maleness? … Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It occurred to me, and I said this to Chris, ‘he’s not a man, is he?’ He’s just not. He’s an alien who looks like a man, who’s about to be an alien who looks like a woman. He’s got nothing about him … I don’t think he’s checked which gender he is. I think if you said, what are you, a man or a woman? He’d be like ‘uh huh’. He doesn’t care.”

— Steven Moffat x (via ileolai)

Everyone says 'new year new me' but only the eighth doctor meant it

I actually love "Twice Upon A Time" because the whole situation is so funny. The Doctor is like nah. Lost my gf (can't remember). Lost my wife. Lost my spunky lesbian best friend. Over this shit!! I'm gonna kms this time FOR REAL!! And he meets his younger self and he's like wtf. 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ You can't kys because how the fuck am I gonna end it all if I don't even exist???? And the consciousness of his dead best friend is like noooooo Doctor you can't kys your swag too kind. Your bitch too good. The universe NEEDS you, autism creature!!!! 🥺🥺 And he's like Fuck. I guess I'll (not) die. New bottom surgery unlocked!!: LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE AND EXPLODING. (Successful!! 😘😘)

i'm trying not to judge the person in the paul mcgann tag who's listening through his audios and rated creed of the kromon higher than scherzo but holy shit. there really are infinite and variable kinds of people in the world with infinite and variable tastes, aren't there? fascinating

Singing this to the tune of that Chappell Roan song

Guys art is dead by bo burnham is so violently tenth doctor and the doctor in general coded does anyone see my vision can anyone hear me can anyone