I See Many People Say Wilson Doesn’t Really Think House Is Autistic, That He Either Just Mislead Cuddy

I’m just gonna start saying “____ just wouldn’t be ____ without _______.” about all sorts of random things just to be annoying for no reason.

Because Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without Mrs Baddeley’s plum pudding!

the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding

eight in a christmas hat! from a bit near the beginning of chimes of midnight

"if hannibal and house met hannibal would eat him for being rude" if hannibal and house met house would clock him as a cannibal in like 2 seconds and then they would have an insufferably pretentious lengthy conversation about god and if he's real and terrible

it’s hilarious to me that the “aging the doctor 100 years on the valiant” thing serves NO purpose to the plot except making the whole situation less sexy. because if they hadn’t done that it would have been unairably sexy

House, Wilson, and Amber share a california king bed. every night House and Amber jump onto it and wrestle (NOT sexual this is pure violence and power struggle) until Wilson walks in in his nightgown and floppy nightcap christmas carol style, at which point House and Amber immediately move to their respective sides of the bed so that Wilson can get in between them. while they're getting tucked in Wilson says something insane he thought of while he was brushing his teeth, specifically designed to spur House into another round of 4d chess with him at work tomorrow. then House and Amber kiss Wilson on both his rosy schoolboy cheeks at the same time. they all go to sleep after that but periodically through the night House and Amber will wake up and lean across Wilson to whisper evil things into the other's ear, because they're both trying to induce night terrors in the other person. it has never worked but they're still trying. Wilson hears it every time but he thinks it's funny. like it or not this is what domestic bliss looks like <3

me to r*wan bo*m*r

I'll block a bitch on letterboxd I'll block a bitch on airbuds widget I'll block a bitch on goodreads I'll block a bitch on microsoft teams

hurrying home to my castle when i see lightning and remember that i left the frankenstein plugged in on the slab

do u think the doctor ever looks at c’rizz when c’rizz is experiencing a breakdown over the guilt and grief he feels about l’da and the doctor thinks about who he would be if he’d ended up having to kill charley

relistening to some of the earlier Big Finish stories is so so important for the reminder that a lot of dr who is actually bad and it’s an absolutely necessary part of the dr who ecosystem. imagine if every story were a scherzo or the natural history of fear or jubilee. dr who is healthiest when it’s mostly shitty and then they hit you with one of the most incredible insane things you’ve ever encountered. and right after that it’s bad again