The Need To Talk About The Characters Vs The Fear That All Of My Analysis Is Just Empty Prose And Surface

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

where are the jobs for useless people who can't handle anything at all

Honestly if they ever did want to bring back jack harkness but not John barrowman I don't think it'd be too drastic a story element to have a different actor play him. Like slap in another "Have you had work done?" and nobody would care. He ends up as a head in a jar yeah he's gonna look different.

you know how it is

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

god bless the ao3 users with public bookmarks who have the same taste as you and who read/bookmark often. love getting lost in someone's bountiful bookmarks for days, you're rly doing a public service

stop gatekeeping the controls. let me fiddle with the controls.