Heard Porn Bots Might Be Following You Guys Again. Sorry About That. But In Some Good News I Have Been

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

saw soundtracks go so hard for literally no reason

amazing

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

queuing is for PUSSIES

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

he’s so real 

35 year old guy i added on steam: Heh, well, I might be on tomorrow. You know how it is, with a kid and all- their schedule is your schedule

12 year old me: Totally get it man

i love everyone forever

seinfeld has remained so popular bc ultimately all anyone wants is 3 friends with no life and who are committed to the bit